Room For 2?

The new kitties are running riot.....that, according to The Two Legs, is what kitties do.

I ran riot when I was kittie???? 

The kitties love Felix Kitten Foodm - do I get paid for promotion here?

Marie also tries to eat the box.....and she's the clever one????

'Boggle Eye' Purdy wants to fit in too...

I likes having kitties here....they make me look sensibleimuss!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (Wriggly Kitty) and I as spokens,,,

My Empire Is Growingimuss!!

As I sit here observing my Centurions and minions I just knows that the Universe is safeimuss cause I is in it.

Centurion Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy is even sharing my blankimuss to makes sure I is protected

Of course Bumble aka The Bumble aka Bumbleenie sleeps on HER chair...even I doesn't invade HER chair unless she says I canimuss...

Bat Ears Gracie Mae has settled in well and is subservient to me as is right and proper. The Little Two Legs has made it clear Gracie mae is staying so it's a good job she's subservient to me!!!

And Tabatha who was rescued by The Man Two Legs from the strippers bar has had kitties!!!

There is three black and whites and two greys......UMPH! No Gingers????? Disgraceful......

The Maximus Empire is growingimuss again!!! - as is only right and proper for The Emporer of all HE surveys and pretty much everything else as well....

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I 'as spokens....

The Man Two Legs was sent to a strippers pub to rescue two cats as the Lady Two Legs didn't want to go....what is stripper?

The Man Two Legs seemed very keenimuss to go - in fact he seemed to be there far longer than he needed to be. I not knows why......

More cats in my house????.....Well there used to be more than there is nowimuss.....DJ gone, Scampi gone....I suppose I can be accomodating....besides....I needs more Centurions around me to do my bidding!

This is Tabatha.....she is well preggers!...she is about to 'pop' says Lady Two Legs...Pop?...She will go 'POP!'??....I thought she was having kittens....

This is Gracie Mae according to the Two Legs...I would call her Bat Ears myself....She is sweetimuss and subservient to The Great Maximus so I likes her.

The Maximus household is growing againimuss and I likes it!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I has spokens

The Cat Crept In...

I is Maximus Spittimus...oh yeah..Wriggly Kitty...

http://youtu.be/-SD1OSxl5xc

I crept into the Universe and the Universe is MINE!!!!!

...Just so you knowimuss...

I has spokens....

Newby Finds Fat Man's Lappimus

Newby is eating my food!!!!

I don't minds too muchimuss as he is already showing signs that he knows I is THE BOSS.

Fat Man Two Legs lay on the kitchen floor stroking Newby as he ate his food.

Then Newby sat in his lap!!!

OI!!! Newby!!! They is my laps....you must ask me before you sit in them!!!!

Still....Fat Man Two legs has comfy lap and Newby hasn't had a lap for a loooong time.

Newby will shortly be appointed my Centurion Of The Laps....

....once he remembers to ask me firstimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I 'as spokens!!!

Maximus Piggimus

The Two Legs went to somewhere called East Sussex for a couple of days leaving the Little Two Legs in charge of feeding....and The Little Two Legs boyfriend who I likes as he is called Max which is the bestest name!

When The Two Legs got home they said they had found a Maximus Piggimus.....

I think I'm offended.....Maximus Piggimus?

I will think about this a bittimus.....

mmmmmmm.....Maximus Piggimus.....

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I is not sure if I is offended or not...

NEWBY!!!!

This is Newby.....

Newby just walked in from nowhere....nowhere is somewhere beyond the Maximus Spittimus Empire...which means Newby is from beyond The Universe as The Universe clearly only existsimuss cause I is in it!!!

Newby is a bit of a flea bagimuss right now....until he trusts the Two legs enough to de-flea him....he scratchimuss all the time!!!!

But Newby is coolimuss....he sniffings with me and The Bumbles....Stealthy just hisses and growls at him - but after Nu-Nu I forgives Stealthy taking time to get used to my new Centurion...

I thinks Newby is going to fit right in as he is starting to trust The Two Legs - although once he trusts them enough they'll get his bits removed so he might wish he hadn't trusted them so muchimuss!!! ..;-)

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I as spokens

My World Is My World And My World IsThe World.....

...and if you doesn't agreeimuss then you is just silly...

I sleeps on top of the fridge/freezer then the fridge/freezer is the universe...that is a problemimuss?

I wakes up on the fridge/freezer then the fridge/freezer is even more clearimuss the universe....

The Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy goes out of the cat flap then 'the cat flap' is clearly part of the Universe cause Stealthy is part of MY universe....this is so simples!!!!

I sits in a plastic bag and the plastic bag is part of the universe...why is this so difficultimuss?

The Bumble aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny is The Bumble aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny.....

This is the order of the universe....

This is the order of MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS

...and all is well in the universe...

...and the NEWBY is still aroundimuss....

...we shall see!!!!

Right...I Is Really Backimuss

The Two Legs has had lots of stuff goings on so my postimusses have been a bit rare.

Now The Two Legs is back on track I can plostimuss more oftenimuss.

My Centurions have waited patiently for me as they should so I is a happy kittimuss again.

I has been ruling my empire with a iron...er....ginger paw and all is well in the Maximus Spittimus (Wriggly Kitty) world.

Thdere is a 'newby' coming through the cat flap but he is starting to realise that when he comes through the cat flap he is entering my worldimuss!!!

The Stealth Bomber aka 'Stealthy' has finally recovered from the temporary presence of Noushka aka Naughty Nu Nu - who has setled in well I am told in her 'one cat household....Quite how Nu Nu could expect this mad house to be a one cat household is beyond even me!!!!

Bye bye Nu Nu and enjoy YOUR domain....you wanteds to invade my domain...you silliy silly girl...but you are good lookings!!!

The Bumbles...aka Bumble....aka Bumbleeeny is still Bumble and hasn't changed even a teeny bitimuss. She is and will always be...The Bumbles!!!

So....I is really back bloggingimuss and I will visit your pussy cat blogs soon and honour you with my presence...

I know I has been awayimuss far too muchimuss but I has had to sort out The Two Legs and gets them back on trackimuss.

Now they is I is.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) AND I HAS SPOKENS....

Absentimuss

I apologises...I as been busy sniffings. Sniffings has made me absent from the blogimuss world....

There is a new stray sneaking into my cat flapimuss and I is sniffings for where he is goings.

The Two Legs think he is another Stealth Bomber and will come and live here.

That depends! If he is worthy of being a Maximus Centurion he can come and live here.

If not I will....I will....I will....er

I will set The Bumbles on him!!!!

I IS AND I IS AND THEY ARE...BUT I IS

There is other's....I do know thisimuss...

There is other cats..and...they are not necessarily Centurions.

I accept this...up to a pointimuss.

They may not know I existimuss...yet....

They will though...

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS...THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I EXISTS...THEREFORE THEY EXIST TO SERVE ME....they just don't knows it yet...

 She may love doggy but she doesn't know Maximus yet...she will love Maximus firstimuss!!!

Dumb kitty thinks her mouseimuss is a real mouseimuss...I will tellimuss her!!!

I am speachlessimuss!!!....You can be my Centurion of the boggimuss....as long as Two Legs don't pissimuss...

We will move onto those worthy of Centurion status...as in Gambling cattimus...providing you winimuss...

And smiling gingerimous!!!....He is smiling at me so he is clearly a Centurian in the makingimuss!!!

Ginger mad as hatterimous is immediatel;y made a Centurian as he is clearly mad as a hatterimous and may do something mad as a hatterimous if I don't makes him Centurion......

Now I can only say, as your Emporer, that SHE is a GODDESS...SHE clearly rules Dogdem and I is in lovesimuss....

This is my brideimuss.

I is Maximus Spittimus.....and I as spokens.....

Noushka Nu Nu

We loved Nu Nu. We really really didimuss!!!

Noushka had never been with other cats. The Little Two Legs brought her home so she would have a safe home...a safe place with me and Bumble and Stealthy.

She didn't want a safe home with me and Bumble and Stealthy.

She wanted it all. On her own.

The Two Legs have spent 24 years adopting and caring for cats. Never in 24 years have they failed any cat.

Now they is saddimus. They feel they have failed.

They hasn't.

Nu Nu was Nu Nu.

She had to go.

She made Stealthy's life a misery. Stealthy wasn't adopted by the Two Legs...He chose them.

It was Stealthy or Nu Nu.

He was going to go.....he was going to be chased away.....

It wasn't Nu Nu's fault...it was just Nu Nu....it was the way she was..the way she is....

Nu Nu had to go or Stealthy would have gone.

I couldn't lose my Stealth Bomber.....

Sorry Nu Nu.....

You need a one cat house......and this isn't....

This is the Maximus house.....and now....it still is.....

Bye bye Nu Nu.....you will have your own house now.....

The Two Legs will miss you....

Me n Bumble n Stealthy won't!!!!

Noushka Nu Nu What??????

Nu Nu is....I am led to believe...staying in the realm of Maximus (Wriggly Kitty) Spittimus.

This is coolimuss. This is fineimuss.

Providing she behavesimuss!!!

She won't you know....the Two legs knows it....The Bumbles knows it....I knows it.

Still...if we don't give her a home then who will???

Bumble aka The Bumble is cool with it...she bopped Nu Nu on the head and Nu Nu knew her placeimuss..

The Stealth Bomber touched noses so I thought it was fineimuss...

Then? Since? He runs away from her and she chases him...

Stealthy runs away?????

He really is daft as a brushimuss!!!!

Stealthy?....Sort it out Centurion Stealth Bomber.....

Sort it out!

She is Noushka Nu Nu...the latest Centurioness in The Maximus (Wriggly Kitty) Spittimus Army

I is Maximus (Wriggly Kitty) Spittimus....

...and I has spokens

Noushka The Complete Bitchimuss Catimuss

Man Two Legs likes Noushka...aka...Nu-Nu,which merely confirms that Man Two Legs is insane,

Nu-Nu is not all there....Nu-Nu is twopence short of a shilling...she is a sandwich short of a picnic....

Nu-Nu is just weird!...She follows me abouts like I is a God!!!....er....Nu-Nu is clearly not as daft as she looks...

Noushka aka Nu-Nu spent many days sussing out the cat flap......Yes Nu-Nu...you push it with your headimuss...silly girl...

I is teachings her to use the cat flap....I is slightly worried that if I has to teach Nu-Nu she is clearly as daftinuss as I thinks she is!!!!

I thinks I might get to like Nu-Nu...she is so daftimuss she is like a female version of meimuss!!!

The home of Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus is currently in fluximuss.....

I 'as spokens.

I is Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus....

...and I is THE WORD!

.

A Happy Maximus New Year!!!

I as not posted for a bit cause I as been sniffings........

A new cat is here. She is called Noushka. She is not a cat, she is a cow. I as batted her ears. I will not have any pics of Nu-Nu, as the Two Legs call her, until she learns to behave.

Chrissimuss was cool! I got to eat lots of Turkey and sausage meat and ham and pork and anything elses that the Two legs gave me.....except brussel sprouts...they is 'orribleimuss!!!

I got presentimusses!!! I got Catnip mouses and toys to tear to bits!!!! Bumble and Stealth Bomber got presentimusses too cause they are loyal to Maximus...

Nu-Nu got a big cage to live in cause she won't behave...she will learn that this is Maximus land and she must behave!!!!

(Actually Noushka was rescued by daughter Jacqui. She's 18 months old and has had no socialisation with either cats or people - as my scars would show - we are trying to integrate her into our home. If we fail she will be rehomed to a 'one cat' household. I'll let you know how it goes. A gorgeous looking completely neurotic Torty nicknamed 'Psycho Kitty by me)....4D aka Man Two Legs aka Aide de Camp to Maximus Spittimus...

Be quiet Two Legs...this is my blog!!!

I had to sleeps off all the Turkey and sausage meat and ham an pork on my blanky....



The Bumbles let me sleeps with her on her chair again...Nobody but Maximus Spittimus gets to sleeps on The Bumbles chair!!!

 I needed more sleeps with Stealthy too as I had eaten so much Turkey and stuffing and I was stuffings!!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS

.....and I wishes my Centurion kitties and rabbits and doggies a Happy New Year with lots of mouses to chase and lots of trees to climb and lots of nice places to go sniffings....

I HAS SPOKENS!

Wriggleimuss Me!!!

I is now known as Wriggly Kitty.....Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus.

I is prepared to allow this addition to the name of your most magnificent Maximus as I admit I wriggles a lot.

I do not sound like a seagull though! Disgraceimuss!!! Man Two legs says I sound like a seagull from 'Finding Nemo' when I is fed.

I DO NOT say 'Mine! Mine! Mine!'......I says 'Gets off it is The Magnificent Maximus's food!'....if Two Legs think it sounds like 'Mine! Mine!' then he is more idiotimuss than even I thought!

...after eatings I settles down for a snooze with The Bumbles who lets me use her chair cause she loves Maximus!!!!

The Stealth Bomber stretches out in the hallway as he can't fit on Bumble's chair - and Bumble would bop him if he tried!

I AM THE MAGNIFICENT MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I is speakings again.....

...idiotimuss Two Legs....keeping me silentimuss......