Friday, 16 November 2012

Sleepings, Peepings And Bumbleeeny

Having survived the 'Night Of Loud Bangs, Whizzes, Fizzes and Crackles I is getting some well earned sleep.

My Generalissimo Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy, after spending a night sitting on my head to protect me is also getting some well earned zzzzzzzz's

Gracie Mae the Fruitbat is still peepings around corners in case anything else goes BANG or FIZZ is Marie who seems to be very tired but too perplexed at all the BANGS and WHIZZIES to go sleepimuss yet...

Tabatha Tab-Tabs, who is an 'outdoor girl' is still missings after two daysimuss...I is worried...The Man Two Legs has gone out and called yet to no avail. Still, Tabatha Tab-Tabs is an outdoor independent she will come home when she feels it is safe to emerge and she is hungrymuss enough...I hopes..

Purrdy is still under the Little Two Legs bed...she is in shockimuss at all the noiseimuss!!!

But The Bumble?

The Bumble aka The Bumbles aka Bumbleeeny is incredibly unperturbed by all those BANGS and CRACKS...She is The Thatcher of the feline world!!! She is my IRON LADY!!!!

Now pose for the camera Iron Lady!....Let my Centurions see how magnificent and brave you are!!!! - only because of my influence....obviously....Bumble obeys my every command!!!

Now...pose again Bumble.... me!

Oh to hell with it!......Women!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I 'as Bumbles 'as left the building.....

Tuesday, 13 November 2012


It is noiseimuss....Two Legs say it is Diwali. They says it is aliens - we is being invaded???

I hates it. Stealthy hates it. The Bumbles hates it. Tabatha Tab Tabs hates it. Marie hates it. Purrdy hates it. The Two Legs hate it.

They says we is moving somewhere that is England.

I as no idea what they means but if it means less BANGS then I likes it.

They is noiseimuss. Man Two Legs says they is aliens.

I not know what aliens is but they is noiseimuss so we doesn't likes thems.

I will scratch thems.....when I finds out what 'thems' is....

I is MAXIMUS and hates the noises....

Sunday, 4 November 2012

Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, Where Have You Been?...

There IS a GOD....So there....

The Man Two Legs is very busyimuss and hasn't the time to postimuss so he has done this postimuss for moi.

I, Maximus Spittimus, acknowledges the Man Two Legs willingness to postimuss when he is knackered because he loves me...

And what is there not to love??????