Saturday, 18 February 2012

I IS AND I IS AND THEY ARE...BUT I IS

There is other's....I do know thisimuss...

There is other cats..and...they are not necessarily Centurions.

I accept this...up to a pointimuss.

They may not know I existimuss...yet....

They will though...

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS...THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I EXISTS...THEREFORE THEY EXIST TO SERVE ME....they just don't knows it yet...

 She may love doggy but she doesn't know Maximus yet...she will love Maximus firstimuss!!!
Dumb kitty thinks her mouseimuss is a real mouseimuss...I will tellimuss her!!!
I am speachlessimuss!!!....You can be my Centurion of the boggimuss....as long as Two Legs don't pissimuss...

We will move onto those worthy of Centurion status...as in Gambling cattimus...providing you winimuss...

And smiling gingerimous!!!....He is smiling at me so he is clearly a Centurian in the makingimuss!!!

Ginger mad as hatterimous is immediatel;y made a Centurian as he is clearly mad as a hatterimous and may do something mad as a hatterimous if I don't makes him Centurion......

Now I can only say, as your Emporer, that SHE is a GODDESS...SHE clearly rules Dogdem and I is in lovesimuss....

This is my brideimuss.

I is Maximus Spittimus.....and I as spokens.....

Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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5 comments:

  1. Old Kitty19 February 2012 at 00:59

    All Hail Maximus Spittimus, Emperor and Centre of the Universe! Me and Charlie, your most loyal centurions welcome these newbies (especially the Keeper of Your Boggimuss) and promise to train them well in the art of Your Worshippimuss! :-)

    We hope you sent your future Bride a Valentine's - very importantimus in winning her heartimuss!! :-)

    Take care
    x

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  2. Angel Ginger Jasper19 February 2012 at 04:38

    Seems to me that you will have all trained in time.. Great job there... Hugs GJ xx

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  3. Baxter's Mom19 February 2012 at 12:54

    we LOVE smilin' cat! Make him a centurion RIGHT NOW!

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  4. Meowers from Missouri21 February 2012 at 06:18

    ave, maximus--we greet you joyously!! impressive (but not unexpected) indeed are the additions to the centurions' ranks. we are sure that the olde guarde will haf them up to snuff quickly.

    and please allow us to extend our most humble but sincere concatulations on meeting your fair bride, the goddess. we haf honored your betrothal with a healthy swig o'catmint spirits, an' earnestly wish you joy!!!

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  5. Jans Funny Farm5 March 2012 at 18:07

    Uh we're not sure what you said, Maximus, but if you said it, it must be so.

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