Man Two Legs likes Noushka...aka...Nu-Nu,which merely confirms that Man Two Legs is insane,
Nu-Nu is not all there....Nu-Nu is twopence short of a shilling...she is a sandwich short of a picnic....
Nu-Nu is just weird!...She follows me abouts like I is a God!!!....er....Nu-Nu is clearly not as daft as she looks...
Noushka aka Nu-Nu spent many days sussing out the cat flap......Yes Nu-Nu...you push it with your headimuss...silly girl...
I is teachings her to use the cat flap....I is slightly worried that if I has to teach Nu-Nu she is clearly as daftinuss as I thinks she is!!!!
I thinks I might get to like Nu-Nu...she is so daftimuss she is like a female version of meimuss!!!
The home of Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus is currently in fluximuss.....
I 'as spokens.
I is Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus....
...and I is THE WORD!
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All hail Maximus Spittimus, Centre of the Universe! Me and Charlie your most loyal centurions are shocked - shocked! at gorgeous Nu-Nu's audacity to play Empress!!! Oh but she is learning from The Best!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean there is definitely a new Kid in the Universe?!!?
Hooorah! We are most happy!! Take care
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We are in agreement about Many Things, Maximus.
ReplyDeletea) two-legs is insane. Actually, ALL two leggers are.
6) Being worshipped is Good
!) Cats cannot count
Respect and admiration to you, Maximus. Would you please ask your Two Legs if they are free for a blog party on 26th May (and if they'd consider travelling to Norfolk for it)?
ReplyDeleteYep - them girls are something else (and now we must prepare to run before Ivy reads this)
ReplyDeleteMaximus! I haven't visited in ages...looks like you have your hands full...I see you are still handsome!
ReplyDeleteOh Maximus...you great big fatty lumpkin of orangey sweetess! Can't you see that the little girl just loves you?
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