Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Wriggleimuss Me!!!

I is now known as Wriggly Kitty.....Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus.

I is prepared to allow this addition to the name of your most magnificent Maximus as I admit I wriggles a lot.

I do not sound like a seagull though! Disgraceimuss!!! Man Two legs says I sound like a seagull from 'Finding Nemo' when I is fed.

I DO NOT say 'Mine! Mine! Mine!'......I says 'Gets off it is The Magnificent Maximus's food!'....if Two Legs think it sounds like 'Mine! Mine!' then he is more idiotimuss than even I thought!

...after eatings I settles down for a snooze with The Bumbles who lets me use her chair cause she loves Maximus!!!!


The Stealth Bomber stretches out in the hallway as he can't fit on Bumble's chair - and Bumble would bop him if he tried!


I AM THE MAGNIFICENT MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I is speakings again.....

...idiotimuss Two Legs....keeping me silentimuss......
Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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7 comments:

  1. Marlene22 November 2011 at 13:40

    Hail Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus! You are magnificent.

    We are learning that we might have a new kitty in our midst and are slightly worried. He is a buff orange floofy kitty. When he is ready, he might like to be one of your Centurions.

    Ave!
    9 and Chani

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  2. Old Kitty22 November 2011 at 14:04

    All Hail Most Glorious Wriggly's Minty Chewing Gum! No, hang on, that's wrong! All Hail Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus, Centre of the Universe and all round gorgeous kitty! Yay!

    Me and Charlie your most loyal centurions continue to withhold Two Legs' mince pie for his insubordination and misinterpretation of your most Holy Voice!

    We are in love with The Bumbles and are in AWE at mighty Stealth Bomber! Take care
    x

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  3. Oskar22 November 2011 at 14:04

    Oh I am so happy to see all of you, expecially Maximuss! Bad two legs.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  4. KatBoxJanitor9 December 2011 at 23:45

    Silly Two Legs! I love that you are back and wiggling, Maximus!

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  5. Karen Jo22 December 2011 at 23:57

    You tell them, Maximus! Humans just don't understand cat speak very well.

    Herman

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  6. Meowers from Missouri27 December 2011 at 06:58

    io saturnalia a bit tardimuss, oh most gracious imperator! an' happy-that-ofur-thing-the-new-religion-celebrates-whattizzit-christmas-or-something?! we hopes you has had a wonderful holiday season, an' we sends sincere wishes fur janus to turn his face towards a new an' radiant year for you an' the entire imperial court!!

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  7. Jans Funny Farm28 December 2011 at 08:51

    Hope you all had a Merry Christmas and will have a great 2012.

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