I Is And Bumble Is

I is wanting to post but Two Legs is very very busy doing what he calls the 'W' word. He tries to say it but it comes out worrrrrrrr.....worrrrrr......worrrrrrrrrrrrr.....work.

I don't think he likes this 'work' thing.

I as best life. I goes where I wants when I wants and I sits on funny machine thingy on the wall to eats.

Then I goes sleeps with Bumble on the bed.

Life is good.

I just wishes Two Legs would let me blog more! I should be more importants than worrrrrrrrr......

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I as spokens.

Stray Cat Strut

Two Legs says this is my song.....I isn't stray cat! I is cat with home! My home! I lets Two Legs stay 'cause they feeds me and stuff! He think I is stray???? Two Legs is loony!!!!

Just 'cause I climbs trees and chases birdies he thinks I is acting like stray?

I see's my first butterfly today and I is so shocked I falls off plantpot. Is that what stray does? No!

Two Legs is good to me. He cuddles me and feeds me but he say I is like stray?

I might have to scratch him when he sleeps for saying such a thing!

I do likes song though.....and I suppose I do strut a bit....and why not?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS. I is strutting cat. I has spokens.....

More Growed Up Maximus

This was me then -

This is me now -

I is BIGGIMUS boy.

I is BIGGIMUS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.

Maximus Is Backimus

I claim the stairs as the official territory of Maximus Spittimus. Besides, I can trip up Two Legs as they go up and down. This is good fun. Especially last week when man Two Legs couldn't even step over me 'cause his bottom hurt. hehehehe

Just so's you know as I have had to be absent 'cause of Two Legs Botty - very inconsiderate of him I might adds...does he not know I am the only reason his entire universe exists??? - Blacky is now coming into house and eatings.

The Bumbles still thinks she is in charge and lords it over us on top of the microwave....and no, I hasn't a clue what a microwave is - although man Two Legs said 'If you jump on my bottom again I will microwave you!'...What he means?

DJ of the shiny eyes - have you seen his eyes always shine in piccies? He must be possessed! - has been napping in man Two Legs chair 'cause man Two Legs couldn't sit down.

Scampi always sits on backs of chairs. I like Scampi lots but he is weird cat.....

'Cause man Two Legs gets hot easy lady Two Legs turns heating down 'til he is better but gets colds so puts dressing gown on her lap....now it is my dressing gown and my lap....as is only right and proper.

Man Two Legs say he take me to see you tomorrow to see what you are doings.

I 'as missed you.

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokens.

Two Legs Bottom.

Due to the current unfortunate circumstances surrounding Two Legs Bottom....see here....the next Maximus Spittimus post has been very delayed. He will return shortly.

Best Regards,

Four Dinners
Aide de Camp
Maximus Spittimus

The Adventures Of Maximus Spittimus Part II

Two Legs is very busy doing whatever it is Two Legs do.

I is sorry I hasn't been to visit you but until Two Legs isn't busy I can't 'cause I don't know hows....

I thinks, 'let's go in gardens', so I does.

Two Legs say "Waits for me Maximus!"...Why I wait for him?

I goes and he must chases me!

This is me in wilds!

This is more me in wilds!

This is me sniffing wilds!

This is me hidings in wilds!

This is me up a tree!

I like wilds!

I come visit you soon as Two Legs is not too busy doing what ever it is is Two Legs is doings.

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokens.

The Adventures Of Maximus Spittimus

I can't seem to find any current pics of the garden, so I'll settle for this Christmas shot of the Cat Palace. Notice all the trees around. We've lots of trees in our garden

Maximus has been allowed out under supervision and has behaved himself admirably....until today.

Today he went and sat on the covered box used by Blacky for a few minutes and then, without warning, Bumble shot past him and straight up a tree.

Before I could move he slinked to the tree and went up, and up, and up, and up.

All I could see was this tiny bit of ginger occasionally doing a passable impression of a Sloth, hanging upside down Sloth like for minutes on end. He then swung himself onto the branch and lay there, seemingly precariously looking down on me.

"Maxi! Come down here this minute!"

"Meow?"

This went on for mearly two hours, with Maximus occasionally completely vanishing into the depths of the tree.

He finally came down the trunk headfirst and hurtled into the house.

"Maximus! Do you promise never to do that again!"

I wonder whether "Meow" meant "Yes" or "No"?

He is now far too tired to post, so I've done it for him.

Daft as a brush is that cat!

Maximus will be back posting shortly - quite possibly from on high!

Four Dinners
Aide de Camp
Maximus Spittimus