Me And My Gangimuss

The Bumble is sleepings on the micro wave. I hopes she doesn't sleeps in the micro wave. She be very hot Bumbles then!

The Blackie goes sleeps on my blanky! MY BLANKY!!!!!! Good jobs he is my friend or I hiss and spittimus!!

As my blankimuss is not available (Disgraceful behaviour!!!) I go sleeps on little Two Legs bedimuss. The Bumble joins me - obviously reading my minds about sleepings in micro wave...it's safer here Bumbles!!!

Meanwhiles the old boys stand guardimuss....

DJ The Blindimuss is nearly 21 years old. That is as old as little Two Legs!!!! He is ancients!!!! I giudes him around the house. If I don't he bumps into things....

Scampi is nearly 19 years old. 'A mere strippling compared to DJ' says man Two Legs. A what? Man Two Legs talks weird. He daft as a brush (as he says)....;-)

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I HAS SPOKENS

Backimuss

Maximus Update -

DJ is safe and backimuss and I is guidings him again.

Two Legs says he is not long for this world so I will makes sure he enjoys.

Love,

The Legend that is Maximus Spittimus

I Is Maximus And That Is Alls You Needs

DJ  is missingimuss..he is blinds and has gone away...I is worried about DJ..I will guide him if he comes backs.....Two Legs says he is the only cats they have hads who might go aways to dies...

Man Two Legs is searchings.....I loves you DJ so please comes backimuss....

I was little.

Then I was bigs.

Then I was Bigimuss.

I is Maximus Spittimus and I IS.

For those unsure of what Maximus Spittimus means...it means I IS thereforeimuss YOU ARE.

Is it really so difficultimuss?

Maximus Spittimus loves you all...very muchimuss cause you worships me so you is sensible(imuss)

Loves Maximus Spittimus

I adore you as you clearly adore me...you is sensibleimuss...

I is MAXIMUSS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens

and I wants DJ backimuss....Two Legs is searchings....

I Is Chewings

 I is chewings somethings. I has no idea what I is chewings but I likes chewings. 

I is chewings something from lady Two Legs car. She had to take it out to fit in all the stuffs little Two Legs is takings to her other house for Uni.

Lady Two Legs took young Two Legs away to her other house. It is rented for Uni they say. What is a Uni? Is it a cat? I hopes it isn't a dog as I loves little Two Legs and I is angry if she is having anything to do with dogs.

I doesn't not like dogs - they has Four Legs like me and is furry like me so is more sensible than Two Legs but they is dumb and makes funny noises.

Blackie watched me chewings but didn't want to chew. Blackie has brighty eyes

The Bumbles turned a blind eye to my chewings......turned a blind eye? I is jokey Maximus now! The Bumbles only has one eye. It was joke. YOU WILL LAUGH AT MY JOKEIMUSSES!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens and jokens too!!!

I is handsomest and cleverist Maximus and I loves you being here with me........I will share a purr x

DJ Is Sniffings

DJ is very oldimuss. He has just gone blindimuss. He is ok. Two Legs say "it must have been a steady process as he seems to have adapted".....I as no idea what that all means but DJ is ok.

I brings him flowers to sniffs as Two Legs says he needs lots of attention - as long as it isn't more than I gets!

DJ walk into flowers on floor as they weren't there when he could see. He sniffings them then he sneezes.

He is 20 years old is DJ. That is not old that is older than oldest.

I loves DJ. I be Guide Cat for him so he can go sniffings in garden still.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.

I Is Backimuss!!!

This Is ME. Maximus Spittimus The Great. The ONLY Maximus Spittimus ever. I is Backimuss!!!

Two Legs says he is busymuss but I bit his toes when they dangles out of bedimuss and he relents and lets me posts again!!!

I is big handsomest boy in the whole worlds and everyone know this.

I has had chops says Two Legs. Chops? I has had bacons and steak bits and all sorts that Two Legs has fed me but I has not had chops?

Two Legs says I has had THE chop. The chop? This is the BIG chop? The GOD of chops? I woulds know if I has eaten the God of chops. Two Legs is nuts.

Speakings of nuts....where...?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens...

I Is Gettings Mad!

Two Legs is too busy! Two Legs is too busy!

Too busy???? Too busy for Maximus's postings?????

Two Legs will suffer! I knows how to get his toesies under the quiltimuss!!!!

I will be backimuss soonimuss!!!!

I promises.

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I IS SPEAKINGS AGAIN