Friday, 3 September 2010

I Is Maximus And That Is Alls You Needs

DJ  is missingimuss..he is blinds and has gone away...I is worried about DJ..I will guide him if he comes backs.....Two Legs says he is the only cats they have hads who might go aways to dies...

Man Two Legs is searchings.....I loves you DJ so please comes backimuss....

I was little.

Then I was bigs.

Then I was Bigimuss.

I is Maximus Spittimus and I IS.

For those unsure of what Maximus Spittimus means...it means I IS thereforeimuss YOU ARE.

Is it really so difficultimuss?

Maximus Spittimus loves you all...very muchimuss cause you worships me so you is sensible(imuss)

Loves Maximus Spittimus

I adore you as you clearly adore me...you is sensibleimuss...

I is MAXIMUSS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens

and I wants DJ backimuss....Two Legs is searchings....
Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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10 comments:

  1. Old Kitty3 September 2010 at 15:41

    All Hail Maximuss Spittimus - once you were littlemus erm.. betwixt that lovely lady's two er.. legs... and now you are kingmus of the universemus!!

    Your centurions are not worthimus of your presencemus!!

    We think you are super cute too!
    :-)

    Take care
    x

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  2. Old Kitty3 September 2010 at 16:01

    p.s. Me and Charlie are so sorry about DJ!! Oh we totally missed the first part of your blog piece!! :-(

    Poor DJ - please find him - we hope he is safe!!

    Purrs and huggimusses to DJ too!
    x

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  3. Kas3 September 2010 at 17:19

    Hi Maximus, you have got even bigger I agree and we are sending lots of purrs for DJ's safe return.

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  4. Katnip Lounge3 September 2010 at 18:41

    We will purr large and hard for your best buddy DJ to return, Maximuss. We hope two-legs finds him soon...or he comes strolling in under his own steam.

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  5. adrienne trafford3 September 2010 at 19:00

    poor Maximuss...hope DJ comes back to you soon...
    and i always kind of thought i was sensible-imuss but now i knowz it for sure...thanks Maximuss!

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  6. Malach the Merciless3 September 2010 at 20:00

    Sorry for your loss Kitty Kat

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  7. Jacqueline3 September 2010 at 22:52

    We are so sorry DJ is missing and hope Two Legs can find him; we will purr loudly for DJ's return...We always adore seeing you, handsomeimus Maximus...Hope you have a fun weekend and DJ comes home...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  8. Marlene4 September 2010 at 09:52

    We hope DJ is found soon!

    Purrs to you and yours, Maximus!

    9 and Chani

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  9. curator5 September 2010 at 09:27

    Oh Maximus! I do so love coming to see you. But I am so sad about DJ missing. I hope he gets found very fast. We're thinking of you!

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  10. KatBoxJanitor6 September 2010 at 22:30

    I hope your two legs Man is successful-mas!

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