Friday, 25 February 2011

MAXIMUS Maximus


Is not!!!!

I refutes this insult to my magnificent personage!!!!

I is not getting FAT!!!!!!

I is pleasantly rotundimuss!!!!

Damn cheek these Two Legs have!!!!!

Disgraceful behaviour!!!!!

My claws await their toes as they is sleepings!!!!

Is just big boned and my fur is big too!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I is insulted!!!!
Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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11 comments:

  1. Oskar25 February 2011 at 11:39

    Oh Maximus, your Two-Legs need to be taught a lesson. That is just too rude!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  2. Max the drunken severed head25 February 2011 at 11:56

    Just more cat to love...

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  3. Random Felines25 February 2011 at 12:10

    You are just a big handsome mancat and there is more of you to love!!

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  4. Marlene25 February 2011 at 12:19

    You are a handsome ginger boy. Bigger is better, right???

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  5. curator25 February 2011 at 12:30

    I personally think that the more ginger cat to go round the better the world is!

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  6. Malach the Merciless25 February 2011 at 13:22

    Your stuttering too

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  7. Old Kitty25 February 2011 at 14:17

    All Hail Maximus Spittimus!! Me and Charlie, your most loyal centurions, are outraged!!! We will gather all the other centurions and wage war with your two legs and bite his toesimusses until he retracts such a heinous accusation!! We have claws to the ready. :-)

    Take care
    x

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  8. punxxi27 February 2011 at 14:36

    iz wintnermus an everybody noes that hair gets fat in the wintermus!

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  9. Meowers from Missouri1 March 2011 at 06:12

    you, oh, august one, is magnifimus in yer amplitude! we centurions will stealimus as one into two-legs' sleepin' place an' remindimus his toezes that it is ignoble to be attached to a liar, an' we can restore their nobilimus by de-taching them from him - OR - they can convincimus him to mend his ways!

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  10. Amy & the house of cats2 March 2011 at 07:44

    Hi Maximus! We are sorry we have been so bad about visiting and are so late! We think you look perfectly fine - and very handsome. WE don't think you look fat at all! WE think you are perfect!

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  11. HubbleSpacePaws6 March 2011 at 22:30

    Off with their toes!! Insults such as those can not be tolerated!

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