Monday, 14 February 2011

All Is Wellimus In The World Of Maximus Spittimus

I is good....actually...I is greatimuss!!!

Bumble is well again,
Scampi is Scampi
 
and The Stealth Bomber continues to stealthily bomb any living creature that invades MY garden.
 
The Maximus Spittimus Universe is good.

The Two Legs universe is a bit chaotic so he can't post a lot for a bittimuss.

Well...that's what he thinks....carefully directed claws in delicate places will ensue and MAXIMUS WILL NOT BE DENIED!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS  and I has spokens to my loyal Centurions (and other lesser creatures)

(If you would honour me by becoming a MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS CENTURION then e-mail your picture and details to fourdinners@aol.com....but make it quickimuss...AOL are toast in the Maximus household and will shortly be replaced by Orange).

So there.
Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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7 comments:

  1. Marlene14 February 2011 at 12:41

    We shall patiently await your speakings, oh greatimus Maximus

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  2. Katnip Lounge14 February 2011 at 14:36

    We are offering homage to Bast for Bumbles' continued good health. Maximuss, if you need help with claw application we'd be happy to help. Oh, and Grayce bites, too! Hard.

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  3. Old Kitty14 February 2011 at 15:02

    Hail oh Glorious Maximus Spittimus!! Me and Charlie your most loyal centurions are roasting AOL in your honour and prodding it with our mighty lances!! They don't like it up em!! Booo to AOL!!!

    The future is bright, the future is Orange and you are at the Centre of it!! Yay!!

    We are also so happy to see the Bumbles all wellimuss, Stealth Bomber - the mean lean killing machinimus and Scampi being wise and taking things easimuss!!!

    Take care
    x

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  4. Malach the Merciless14 February 2011 at 15:27

    I noticed you ended Mubarak's reign in Egypt, good kitty

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  5. Oskar14 February 2011 at 17:36

    I am so very happy that Bumbles is well again!

    Happy Valentines Day friends,
    Oskar

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  6. curator16 February 2011 at 07:25

    We always think you are greatimuss over here, Maximus. That is such fine news about Bumbles!

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  7. Meowers from Missouri17 February 2011 at 13:01

    we will offer up splendiferous hairball sackeryfices in yer honor, oh, maximus, an' in thanksgiffin' for your continued existence and the well-being of the universe, most specially that of the bumbles. an' just coverin' our bases, we'll make extensive sackeryfices to bastet an' sekhmet, too, as it is obvious those wise goddesses consider you the bee's knees. (who wouldn't??)

    with extravagant prostrations an' headbonks, salutamus te!

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