Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Maximus Rotundimuss

The good news :

Lady Two Legs gets up in the morning and feeds me and my gang.

Man Two Legs gets up when Lady Two Legs is in shower and feeds me again.

Lady and Man Two Legs go to work and Little Two Legs, home from Uni, gets up and feeds me.

None of them know they are not the only ones feeding me.

This is good. I likes my food.

The bad news :

The Two Legs have realised and I is only fed once in the morning now!!!

Once?????

Man Two Legs say I is getting fatimuss!!! I is not fatimuss!!!! I is pleasantly rotundimuss!!!

I likes my food!

No fair!!!!

I is hungry MAXIMUS (Pleasantly Rotundimuss) SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.

Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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10 comments:

  1. Kas10 November 2010 at 11:48

    WE hare think you look quite splendid in your gingerymuss, have a fun day!!!

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  2. Marlene10 November 2010 at 12:19

    You are a pleasant handful and so smartimuss to get fed 3 times in the morning!

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  3. Old Kitty10 November 2010 at 13:12

    Hail Maximus Spittimus!!! Your faithful centurions (me and Charlie!!) think that Two Legs is mistakenmus! You are so not fattimus - you are BIG BONED-NIMUSS!! Two Legs must learn that you are the Centre of the Universismuss and need all your strenghtimuss to hold the galaxy togethermuss!!!! We shake our heads in dismay-muss at Two Legs!!!

    We think you deserve extra treatimusses for such an insultimuss!!!!! Or at least more pizza!

    Take care
    x

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  4. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, Ryu10 November 2010 at 13:35

    I too have been hearing such rumours about myself. These are evil times....

    Purrs,
    Sei-Chan

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  5. Malach the Merciless10 November 2010 at 17:53

    I am not Fattimus, I is Biggus Bonedicus

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  6. Meowers from Missouri11 November 2010 at 12:53

    ave, maximus maximus! we finks that is a most heinous accusation yer two-legses haf hurled at you. fat??? bah! why should your augustness be starvedimus just because two-legses finally twigged to yer cleverness? we recommends you sends 'em for a re-education session inna Amphitheatrum Flavium wif somma yer larger relatives, an' see if they don't change their ways! vale, imperator!!

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  7. curator13 November 2010 at 19:15

    But..but...if you can't have three breakfastses, why name you maximus? hm?

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  8. Sewmouse14 November 2010 at 16:53

    I only has one two-legs. She always knows if she is feeds me. I would like to borrow your two-legses for a while. I am wasting away!

    Kili

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  9. Princess Treasure15 November 2010 at 16:12

    I think you are very lucky to have three two-legs! I only have one, so I never get extra breakfasts and can neve be rotundimuss.....Treasure

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  10. bunty23 November 2010 at 01:06

    I like your rotundimuss

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