I as chubby cheeks says Two Legs.....I is cheekymuss and chubby cheekimuss say man Two Legs.
Man Two Legs says I has such chubby cheeks I looks like ginger Hamster!
Man Two Legs is so dumb!
I stick my tongueimuss outs at him from my blankimuss!
I is not Hamster! I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I as spokens!
But those chubby cheeks are so smoochable!
ReplyDeleteHi Maximus! We are so sorry we haven't been by to visit in so long - mom has not been able to use the computer at her stupid work! And oh, we think that your cheeks are cute - you are King Cutimus in our book!!
ReplyDeleteHail Maximus Spittimus Centre of the Universe and Emperor of Two Legs! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteMe and Charlie, your faithful centurions think that your Two Legs is overdue for a visit to the opticianimuss!!! Or if he's been then he should have gone to Specsaversimuss instead! LOL! Take care
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ave, imperator! we is sorry to hear that man two-legs has gone off his chumpimus. why else would he fink your augustness resembled a hamster?? we hopes you will be merciful towards him and refrain from consigning him to the old-two-legs-home, as he IS your faithful retainer, save only a bit confused;-)
ReplyDeleteI think your human must need glasses. You don't look anything like a hamster to us! You are a handsome Mancat and your human is probably just jealous.
ReplyDeleteIt is a sign of you "manliness", afteral
ReplyDeletealso afterall, this new laptop has a sticky "L"
ReplyDeleteTwo Legs sucks, Maximus Rocks
ReplyDeleteMORE TO LOVE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTell two legs "You father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries!!"
ReplyDeleteYou is not to be messed with!
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Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar