Wednesday, 10 February 2010

This happened. It wasn't me fault. All I was doings was sniffings it. It fell. I fell. I was wets.

Lady Two Legs shouted at me. Shouted at me? I runs.

Man Two legs hugs me and says "What you done now Maximus?"

I done nothings. Funny thing with flowers done it. I was just sniffings.

Man Two Legs makes food for little Two Legs who comes homes. I wants some. It is fishy thing and pasta.

I not know pasta but I know fishy thing.


Man Two Legs give me fishy thing - ohhhhhh!!! that is my tongue on my noses!!!!


Lady Two Legs angry.

She cuddles me laters.

I is Maximus Spittimus.

I 'as spoken.
Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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15 comments:

  1. Marlene10 February 2010 at 13:01

    I'm sure you did nothing wrong, Maximus. And good on you for getting some of that fishy stuff :)

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  2. Amy & the house of cats10 February 2010 at 13:23

    Hey, we know that sometimes sniffing makes things fall - it isn't like you pushed it! And you did get wet too - which had to be horrible - so again, that is proof that you didn't do it on purpose - what cat would do something like that and make themselves all wet - and fall too!

    We are glad you got some fishy stuff later - you totally deserved some!!

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  3. Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee10 February 2010 at 13:36

    Oh, we know yoo did not do it...glad da lady cuddled yoo later.

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  4. Jacqueline10 February 2010 at 13:54

    Of course it wasn't your fault, Maximus=you were just an innocent bystanding sniffer...Glad you got fish and cuddles later!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  5. Angel Ginger Jasper10 February 2010 at 16:26

    It is there fault the lady left it in your reach.. You could not have done that surely... MOL.. GJ x

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  6. Max10 February 2010 at 16:32

    Ya know, if people don't want things breaking they should put them where we like to be. Truly.

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  7. Dianne10 February 2010 at 20:40

    those breaky things can not be trusted!
    they throw themselves on the floor and then act innocent

    don't worry
    I know all the Two Leggeds love you

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  8. BBC10 February 2010 at 21:15

    Look, you little pussy, if you keep it up with the word verification I'm not going to keep visiting your blog.

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  9. meowers from missouri11 February 2010 at 07:27

    tricksy things, those breakables. one minnit they is all sane an' solid, the next they flings themselfs to their deaths--an' we kitties takes the blame fur it!! we's glad yer two-legs mum is speakin' to ya again, an' we thinks SHE owes you a bit o' lilian gish, too! god bless two-legs da'!

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  10. meowers from missouri11 February 2010 at 08:19

    an' onna further subject o' things fallin' off tables: http://nels-ed-nitro-xing.blogspot.com/2009/06/splinters-splatters.html

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  11. DILLIGAF11 February 2010 at 13:43

    Maximus Spittimus - having been sat on my lap as I comment on blogs - has asked me to say 'Goodnight to all cats around the world. You are the most important creatures in the universe - apart from himself - and he wishes you pleasant dreams'

    Four Dinners
    Aide de Camp
    http://maximusspittimus.blogspot.com

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  12. Jans Funny Farm11 February 2010 at 13:56

    Well, you've had quite a day, Maximus. Hope you have dried off and napped away your fishy pasta.

    We're glad Four Dinners' old kitty survived that accident. We're inside kitties so Jan doesn't make us wear our rabies tag on a collar. But is we did wear one, it would be a breakaway.

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  13. curator11 February 2010 at 17:18

    Oh noes, Maximus! But everything is all right now. (cuddles)

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  14. Malach the Merciless11 February 2010 at 18:10

    Bite the soft part of her neck . .

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  15. KatBoxJanitor12 February 2010 at 00:28

    Snuffles can set all your focus on the wonderfully interesting stuffs! Accidents happen, but if you make a habit of it like I do - you may earn a new first name.

    Signed,
    Dammit Marbles

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