The Man Two Legs was sent to a strippers pub to rescue two cats as the Lady Two Legs didn't want to go....what is stripper?

The Man Two Legs seemed very keenimuss to go - in fact he seemed to be there far longer than he needed to be. I not knows why......

More cats in my house????.....Well there used to be more than there is nowimuss.....DJ gone, Scampi gone....I suppose I can be accomodating....besides....I needs more Centurions around me to do my bidding!

This is Tabatha.....she is well preggers!...she is about to 'pop' says Lady Two Legs...Pop?...She will go 'POP!'??....I thought she was having kittens....

This is Gracie Mae according to the Two Legs...I would call her Bat Ears myself....She is sweetimuss and subservient to The Great Maximus so I likes her.

The Maximus household is growing againimuss and I likes it!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I has spokens

The Cat Crept In...

I is Maximus Spittimus...oh yeah..Wriggly Kitty...

http://youtu.be/-SD1OSxl5xc

I crept into the Universe and the Universe is MINE!!!!!

...Just so you knowimuss...

I has spokens....

Newby Finds Fat Man's Lappimus

Newby is eating my food!!!!

I don't minds too muchimuss as he is already showing signs that he knows I is THE BOSS.

Fat Man Two Legs lay on the kitchen floor stroking Newby as he ate his food.

Then Newby sat in his lap!!!

OI!!! Newby!!! They is my laps....you must ask me before you sit in them!!!!

Still....Fat Man Two legs has comfy lap and Newby hasn't had a lap for a loooong time.

Newby will shortly be appointed my Centurion Of The Laps....

....once he remembers to ask me firstimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I 'as spokens!!!

Maximus Piggimus

The Two Legs went to somewhere called East Sussex for a couple of days leaving the Little Two Legs in charge of feeding....and The Little Two Legs boyfriend who I likes as he is called Max which is the bestest name!

When The Two Legs got home they said they had found a Maximus Piggimus.....

I think I'm offended.....Maximus Piggimus?

I will think about this a bittimus.....

mmmmmmm.....Maximus Piggimus.....

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I is not sure if I is offended or not...

NEWBY!!!!

This is Newby.....

Newby just walked in from nowhere....nowhere is somewhere beyond the Maximus Spittimus Empire...which means Newby is from beyond The Universe as The Universe clearly only existsimuss cause I is in it!!!

Newby is a bit of a flea bagimuss right now....until he trusts the Two legs enough to de-flea him....he scratchimuss all the time!!!!

But Newby is coolimuss....he sniffings with me and The Bumbles....Stealthy just hisses and growls at him - but after Nu-Nu I forgives Stealthy taking time to get used to my new Centurion...

I thinks Newby is going to fit right in as he is starting to trust The Two Legs - although once he trusts them enough they'll get his bits removed so he might wish he hadn't trusted them so muchimuss!!! ..;-)

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I as spokens

My World Is My World And My World IsThe World.....

...and if you doesn't agreeimuss then you is just silly...

I sleeps on top of the fridge/freezer then the fridge/freezer is the universe...that is a problemimuss?

I wakes up on the fridge/freezer then the fridge/freezer is even more clearimuss the universe....

The Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy goes out of the cat flap then 'the cat flap' is clearly part of the Universe cause Stealthy is part of MY universe....this is so simples!!!!

I sits in a plastic bag and the plastic bag is part of the universe...why is this so difficultimuss?

The Bumble aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny is The Bumble aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny.....

This is the order of the universe....

This is the order of MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS

...and all is well in the universe...

...and the NEWBY is still aroundimuss....

...we shall see!!!!

Right...I Is Really Backimuss

The Two Legs has had lots of stuff goings on so my postimusses have been a bit rare.

Now The Two Legs is back on track I can plostimuss more oftenimuss.

My Centurions have waited patiently for me as they should so I is a happy kittimuss again.

I has been ruling my empire with a iron...er....ginger paw and all is well in the Maximus Spittimus (Wriggly Kitty) world.

Thdere is a 'newby' coming through the cat flap but he is starting to realise that when he comes through the cat flap he is entering my worldimuss!!!

The Stealth Bomber aka 'Stealthy' has finally recovered from the temporary presence of Noushka aka Naughty Nu Nu - who has setled in well I am told in her 'one cat household....Quite how Nu Nu could expect this mad house to be a one cat household is beyond even me!!!!

Bye bye Nu Nu and enjoy YOUR domain....you wanteds to invade my domain...you silliy silly girl...but you are good lookings!!!

The Bumbles...aka Bumble....aka Bumbleeeny is still Bumble and hasn't changed even a teeny bitimuss. She is and will always be...The Bumbles!!!

So....I is really back bloggingimuss and I will visit your pussy cat blogs soon and honour you with my presence...

I know I has been awayimuss far too muchimuss but I has had to sort out The Two Legs and gets them back on trackimuss.

Now they is I is.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) AND I HAS SPOKENS....