Monday, 13 December 2010

I IS THE ONE!!!!

Now...let's be serious here. I IS THE ONE. I is Maximus Spittimus. The Emperor of everything.

This is not a matter for debate. This is the way it is - and you are forever grateful for The Emperor Maximus Spittimus endowing life, the universe and everything upon you.

The Bumbles is Bumble...aka The Bumbles...aka Bumbeliney...

I IS THE BOSS.

I IS IN CHARGE.

YOU...MY CENTURIONS....ANSWER TO ME.

I has allowedimuss Stealthy and Bumble to speakimuss on my blog but....BUT....BUT

Pleasimuss to not misunderstandimuss.

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I IS IN CHARGIMUSS.

Your continued and quite sensible worship of myself is appreciated....imuss....

Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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8 comments:

  1. Kas13 December 2010 at 12:25

    Yes we bow to your gingery magnificence. Have a great day Maximus.

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  2. Malach the Merciless13 December 2010 at 15:11

    I worship only thee, I am getting my Maximus Burka in the mail

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  3. Oskar13 December 2010 at 15:28

    We are so lucky to know you!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  4. Old Kitty13 December 2010 at 16:18

    Hail oh Centre of the Universe!! Me and Charlie your faithful centurions have never doubted that the axis for whence the galaxies spin around is forever the only Maximus Spittimus!!! We may hail the Bumbles and Stealth Bombers (for they are great and wise warriors) but our real Hailing is reserved for the One and Only and we shall smite whomever says otherwise!! We are your mighty smiters!! Oh yes we are!!!
    :-)

    Take care
    x

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  5. Katnip Lounge13 December 2010 at 19:54

    Maximus, no clarification needed. You sir, are the alpha and omega of Cats!

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  6. Meowers from Missouri14 December 2010 at 07:59

    we is totally an' utterly yoursimus, oh, maximus!! the bumbles may bumble all she likes, but YOU are the one about whom the worldimus and starsimus revolvimus. an' as yer faithful centurions (an' centurioness), it is at YOUR word alone that we will open up an immensimus can of whoop-ass and direct said whoop-ass upon your emenies!! ::paws to chests:: ave, maximus!

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  7. Anonymous14 December 2010 at 15:32

    Um, so, see, here's the thing. My kitteh brudder, the Dread Pirate Cap'n Ripley, says that I'm s'posed to worship him. So is it okay to worship two of you or do I have to pick? Cuz, well, I live with him and he's got very sharp little swords on his paws and all.

    Wiggles & Wags,
    mayzie

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  8. Amy & the house of cats15 December 2010 at 12:35

    Hi Maximus! We of course know that you are in charge - you always have been! We think that anyone who doesn't know that is probably daftimus!

    And oh, can you please your power of in chargness to get our mom to get her act together to send our pictures for your Centurion army - she is so bad lately!!

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