The Maximus Spiittimus Update

This is me...clearly...this is me...

The Two Legs is very busyimuss and can't help me update my bloggimus as much as I would likes...

Bloody useless in't he?..;-)

Feedings time in The Maximus Empire....Just to show you that all kitties are well fedimuss!!

Well..they has to be to serve me!!!

Marie and Purdy are staying hereimuss...SJ (Smokey Josephine), Jack n Jill have had to go to new homes as The Two Legs can't afford to keep all of the new kitties.....

I is sadimuss to lose them.....

I will not forgets them and they is goings to good homes where they will be treated as Centurions!!!...I 'as that on good authority from The Two Legs....

Bye bye my Jill



Bye bye my Jack

Bye bye my SJ

You is going to good Two Legs and you will be cared for and loved and hugged....

But I will miss you so very very muchimuss!!!!

xx

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I 'as spokens...





Marie And The Fruit Bat

Of all the new kitties in the Maximus universe, Marie is the one that my Fruit Bat, Gracie Mae, loves the mostimuss....

Fruit Bat doesn't take to 'new' cats and kitties but she's taken to Marie...

I 'as no idea why but it is cuteimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I likes Marie cause my Fruit Bat likes her.

I 'as spokens.

A Gentle Reminderimuss

Must I remind you? Must I?

I 'as let lots of kitties onto my blog of late....The Bumble and Stealthy will always be there as my Senior Centurions...however...

As much as I likes Tabatha and Gracie Mae the Fruit Bat and all Tab-Tabs kitties it needs to be noted I is not slipping.

This is MY blog

MINE and MINE alone....

The Maximus Spittimus blog....MY blogimuss

And don't you forgets it!!!!

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY

AND I 'AS SPOKENS!

It's Raining Kitties

The Man Two Legs said he remembered a song called 'It's Raining Men' and we should change it to 'It's Raining Kitties'....he may be right but it hasn't got the same ring to it has it?...It doesn't even rhymeimuss!!!

Silliy Two Legs....

Besides....'it's always more important to know whether there'll be weather than what the weather will be'....

The Man Two Legs says that is from a book....a what???...called The Phantom Tollbooth...he really isn't all thereimuss is he?

Smokey Jo(sephine) aka SJ has a personality crisis...she thinks she's a Tortoise....mad as a hatter

Jack wants to be a tap dancer.....tap dancer?...geddit?....I'll get my coat on the way outimuss....



Jill keeps looking up to the stars.....no Jill...that is the kitchen lights....oh dearimuss...

Marie is the clever one...the cleverimuss cleverest...she sits on lampshades when they isn't on the ceiling...now that IS cleverimuss!!!!

.......and Purdy seems to like being amongst The Little Two Legs Uni stuff....it's all a bit smellimuss right now...which makes me wonder if Purdy is all there...still...she is very 'purdy' so I likes her...

And I watches over them as their GREAT EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY)

as does Bumble...aka Bumbles aka The Bumbley aka Bumbleeeny

er...Bumble?....Bumbley?...watches over them?...Bumbleeeny?...um...

If I Ruled The World...Every Day Would Be The...Oh....Er...I Do Rule The World...er...OOPS

Tabatha is an absolute hussy!

The Man Two Legs had to rescue her from under a car where she was ensconsed with a stray Tom.

Tabatha aka Tab-Tabs is getting spayed on Monday.

I likes having kitties to train up as Centurions but not too many kitties at a time! There is only one of me...well...obviously....there can only be one of MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) EMPORER OF THE UNIVERSE AND ALL HE SURVEYS - AND ANY BITS HE HASN'T SURVEYED AS YET....imuss....

YOU....Tabatha Tabs-Tabs are a hussy!!!!

I 'AS SPOKENS.........

so thereimuss

Jack And The Fruitbat

Now Jack and The Beanstalk is a well known fairy tale

Jack and The Fruitbat may become as well known one day...

10 week old Jack....the only boy in Tabatha's brood....seems to have become inordinately fond of Gracie Mae...aka Fruitbat....

Gracie Mae's response to this unexpected attachment....

'YAWN'......and?

I as trained Fruitbat well!!!!.......The kitties have to earn it!!!!

er.....whatever 'it' is.....

On the other handimuss...if Jacks claws is in Fruitbats tail then he may be promoted very very soonimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY)

....as opposed to SPITTIMUS MAXIMUS....still...Old Kitty is excused and forgivenimuss..;-)

...I 'as spokens....

Maximus's Cattery

me casa es su casa

well...it is if you're a Centurion...or a trainee Centurion

It is feedings time in Maximus's Cattery....Junior Centurioness Gracie Mae is with the kitties and Centurioness Tabatha.....kitty mum erxtraordinaire!

They is clockwise from the left.....Jack, Purdy, Marie, Smokey Jo(sephine), Tabatha, (Fruit Bat) Gracie Mae and Jill.

They is great kitties as they listens to me....if they dont's I bats them around the head...then they listens...

I watches over them when they eats to make sure they all eats enough....they has to grow bigimuss to be MY Centurions!!!!

Of course, The Bumbles aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny and The Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy are entitled to eat apart as they are my Senior Centurions and nobody steals their foodimuss!!!

Tabatha aka TabTab has been a great mum to my kittie Centurions....They is gaining independence now and 'the milk bar' is only open for comfort suckling.....(Fruit Bat) Gracie Mae is instructing them in their duties as Maximus Centurions.....

My house is full of cats again and I is very very happyimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I as spokens.....