The Man Two Legs said he remembered a song called 'It's Raining Men' and we should change it to 'It's Raining Kitties'....he may be right but it hasn't got the same ring to it has it?...It doesn't even rhymeimuss!!!
Silliy Two Legs....
Besides....'it's always more important to know whether there'll be weather than what the weather will be'....
The Man Two Legs says that is from a book....a what???...called The Phantom Tollbooth...he really isn't all thereimuss is he?
Smokey Jo(sephine) aka SJ has a personality crisis...she thinks she's a Tortoise....mad as a hatter
Jack wants to be a tap dancer.....tap dancer?...geddit?....I'll get my coat on the way outimuss....
Jill keeps looking up to the stars.....no Jill...that is the kitchen lights....oh dearimuss...
Marie is the clever one...the cleverimuss cleverest...she sits on lampshades when they isn't on the ceiling...now that IS cleverimuss!!!!
.......and Purdy seems to like being amongst The Little Two Legs Uni stuff....it's all a bit smellimuss right now...which makes me wonder if Purdy is all there...still...she is very 'purdy' so I likes her...
And I watches over them as their GREAT EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY)
as does Bumble...aka Bumbles aka The Bumbley aka Bumbleeeny
er...Bumble?....Bumbley?...watches over them?...Bumbleeeny?...um...
Hallelujah, it's raining Kitties!
ReplyDeleteMaximus, you are gonna have your paws SO full training up your tiny troops...we hear herding cats is almost impossible.
All hail Maximus Spittimus! Me and Charlie your most loyal centurions are beating our ample chests with joy at your growing Empire!! Tis a most wondrous sight to behold, truly-imuss!
ReplyDeleteWe laughed so heartily at your tap dancer joke we are glad we didn't wear our corsets!
Awwwww Queen Bumble's babysitting shift is over! Take care
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