Maximus's Cattery

me casa es su casa

well...it is if you're a Centurion...or a trainee Centurion

It is feedings time in Maximus's Cattery....Junior Centurioness Gracie Mae is with the kitties and Centurioness Tabatha.....kitty mum erxtraordinaire!

They is clockwise from the left.....Jack, Purdy, Marie, Smokey Jo(sephine), Tabatha, (Fruit Bat) Gracie Mae and Jill.

They is great kitties as they listens to me....if they dont's I bats them around the head...then they listens...

I watches over them when they eats to make sure they all eats enough....they has to grow bigimuss to be MY Centurions!!!!

Of course, The Bumbles aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny and The Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy are entitled to eat apart as they are my Senior Centurions and nobody steals their foodimuss!!!

Tabatha aka TabTab has been a great mum to my kittie Centurions....They is gaining independence now and 'the milk bar' is only open for comfort suckling.....(Fruit Bat) Gracie Mae is instructing them in their duties as Maximus Centurions.....

My house is full of cats again and I is very very happyimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I as spokens.....

MAX TO THE MAX

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS...well...you knows that don't you?

This is Max.

He is not Spittimus he is just Max. He is the Little Two Legs Max.

I is The Little Two Legs Max too...but in a different way!!!

Maximus Spittimus is proud to have Max as a Two Legs Centurion.

He is a cat in a former existence...or possibly the next existence...

He is MAX.

Mad As Hatters

The stairs carpet is up for decorating and all that can be heard is 'thump, thump, thump' as the mad little kitties run around....they is mad as hatters says man two legs....This is Smokey Jo (Josephine) or SJ for short...and she is short!!!

Marie is supposed to be very cleverimuss.....biting Stealth Bombers tail is clever???? Even I wouldn't bite Stealthy's tail!!!

Tabatha is a great mum.....even though the kitties are weened she still opens the milk bar for them when they is tired.....

The Bumble a sore headimuss....puss came out of an absess....she was a puss with puss...;-)

She is ok now and I have to go and stop the 'thump, thump, thump'....it's is driving me madimuss!!! I is an EMPORER!!!! I needs my sleeps!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) AND I HAS SPOKENS....

From 4 to 10

It appears ALL the new kitties are remaining in the Maximus home.

Where there was 4 theer is now 10.

I is proudimuss to announce my Centurion Juniors are here to stay.

'Oh eck' is merely a statement by the Man Two Legs that means nothingimuss!!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (Wriggly Kitty) and I has spokens.................

so there.............

Room For 2?

The new kitties are running riot.....that, according to The Two Legs, is what kitties do.

I ran riot when I was kittie???? 

The kitties love Felix Kitten Foodm - do I get paid for promotion here?

Marie also tries to eat the box.....and she's the clever one????

'Boggle Eye' Purdy wants to fit in too...

I likes having kitties here....they make me look sensibleimuss!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (Wriggly Kitty) and I as spokens,,,

I Is Here And They Is Here And The Two Legs 'As So Littler Timeimuss!!!

Now looks...I is your Emporer...That is clear...The Universe exists because I is in it...that as been looooong established...imuss...

Without Two Legs I cannot postimuss and he is so busy it is just silly.

The Man Two Legs is called a 'driving instructor'.....I as no idea and doesn't wants to ave....so there.

Cause he is a 'driving instructor' he is not at home as much as I thinks he should be....but does he listen to me?????

Anyways....despite the Man Two Legs doing silly things, the Maximus household has continued to go increaSINGLY insaneimuss!!!

There is kitties running around everywhere!!! It is maddimus!!!! They is so little...but...but...they is Centurions in the makings!!!!

They is supposed to be homed elsewhere.....but they is still here!!!...er....where is 'elsewhere'?

I have feelings they is stayings here.....a lady Two Legs came over to see the greys's....Purdy is all grey and Smokey Jo is grey and white....she said "Oh! Too much block colour!"

The Man Two Legs said "Shut the door on the way out"....he doesn't mince his words Man Two Legs...

Purdey loves her mum Tabatha......I still thinks she is 'Boggle Eyes' but I likes her....she has promise as a Centurion!!!!

Marie (top of pic 2) is the clever one...she is leader!!!!.....Smokey Jo and Jack follow Marie everywhere...they will follow me eventually!!!

This is all of them!!!! They is MY kittimusses!!!!....that is Two Legs quilt....a minor donation to kitten kind!!!

Jack, Jill, Marie, Smokey Jo n Purdy....I as feelings they is all stayings...Two Legs won't home if they doesn't like Two Legs who wants them....

I is the Emporer Maximus Spittimus.....The Wriggly Kitty ruler of The Universe....and I as spokens!!

They Is Kitties!!!!

My 'defenders of the faith'....my Centurions...My babies...

Well...they isn't exactly mine...they is her's...Tabatha...but they is sort of mines....

They is Centurions of the future...

They will defend the Universe....that which is MINE!!!

This is Marie...she is clever is Marie...she has fuond out a way to beat the 'barrier'...the 'barrier' is the bit that keeps the kitties 'IN'....keeps them safeimuss...Marie has beaten the ' 'barrier' waaaay before any kittie should...she is cleverimuss!!!

Gracie-May (Fruitbat) loves the Kitties and is playings with them....she is training them to be Centurions of Maximus.

I loves my Fruitbat.

I is MAXIMUS (WRIGGY KITTY) SPITTIMUS and I 'as spokens

I is also HANDSOMES....