Seedimuss

Every time I comes into the house I is grabbed!!!!!

"He is full of seeds!" says Two Legs.

'Seeds' is, as far I understandimuss, little round sticky things in my furrimuss.

I is caught and held and Two Legs picks at me.

They really has no ideaimuss has they?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS  and I is their...and everyone's Emporer!!!!

You do not picks up MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and removes seeds from HIS coat unless HE wants seeds removed from HIS coat!!!!!!

er...what are seedimusses?

Maximus Is Busymuss

My Glorious Centurions,

I, Maximus Spittimus, Emporer Of The Universe, Lord Of All I Survey and any bits that I don't, has been very busymuss.

I is directing operations on my garden. The pond that has fishies must be accessable so I can catch fishies.

As MY garden takes shapeimuss I may only post irregularly....

You must be patient my Centurions...MY garden has to be just right...

...for MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS