The Maximus Spittimus Empire

Rightimuss...

After my frightening thingimuss recently I 'as been a bit lax governing my Empire....

Stealthy and my Centurions run away from a dog and the Man Two Legs hits someone for hitting me with his shoeimuss...I hardly felt it...

I 'as been looking under the sink and in dark corners for things to jump out and they hasnt's....

The Two Legs don't know what I am looking for and neither does I.

I is getting back to normalimuss so my world must get back to normalimuss.

My world is THE MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS EMPIRE and I is back to governing it!!!

The Man Two Legs is taking more pics of my Centurions and, of course, me.

Normality is restoredimuss.....at lastimuss...

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) AND I 'AS SPOKENS.