I is guarding baggies. In baggies is Two Legs money from thing called churchimuss.
I guards. You no touch churchimuss moneymuss or I hisses.
I has no idea what I is guardimuss. It is plastic thing that Two Legs use for wetty plates and wetty bowls that has my food in. I guard cause I do.
I is Maximus Spittimus
...and I 'as spoken
Oh Maximus what a cutie you are - and you are so good at guarding. But I think you are a little naughty sitting in that dish drainer - may I suggest you join the Naughty Kitty Club for that. We could always use more awesome mancats like you!
ReplyDeleteGood job, Maximus!
ReplyDeleteMaximus! You are one cute pussy.
ReplyDeleteI have a cute pussy too. His name is Mysterio. I'll post some pictures of him soon. :D
((Hugs))
laura
Well, I have no idea what churchimuss is. But I know damn good and well that cats don't care about churches and a so called god.
ReplyDeleteExcept when they get hungry and want god to feed them, then they start looking for me and whining cuz they're out of food.
I have a Missy cat. I call her pussum cat. She's a guard kitteh too. Don't mess with me or she'll attack. Good guard kitteh.
ReplyDeleteYou are a good guard kitty, Maximus.
ReplyDeleteSome apes might jabber that a guard cat could not be the slightest bit comfy sitting there, but we know differently. Guarding and comfort go paw in paw. A good guard cat like you Max, knows this.
ReplyDeleteWhicky Wuudler
Maximus, you has too many things to guard. Get Bumble to help.
ReplyDeletebetter to sit in a drainer than to swim in the toilet,eh Max?
ReplyDeleteGood to meet yoo Maximus! Yoo is a furry good guard kitty.
ReplyDeletePurrrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and tha resta tha Hotties