Total Utter Utter Utter Bastards

The two legs said "Start a blog and the world will come to you"

You didn't.

You will suffer unimaginable horrors for this insult.

I may be a kitten but I ain't dumb.

Well...allright...maybe I am dumb but I am the centre of everything and you are not.

You have failed to worship me.

You will pay.

These are cats that have 'sold out'

Remember....I haven't.

My time will come.

I have no idea what this one is...my two legs assured me it would "make a difference"...."he is on thin ice if he's wrong".....

I AM MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS....

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.....