Marie Marie Oh With Your Eyes So Blue....

...er...oh...erm...yes...that was Blondie's 'Denis'...well never mind...Marie's eyes aren't blue but so whatimuss???

Marie seems to have taken a liking to following me around thereby clearly stating that she is a Kittie of enormously good taste.

I didn't even know she was there....copying my window ledge window ledging...

Then I realised she was thereimuss...

Marie is tailing her way into my Leading Centurionesses....and you has to admit...it is quite a tail!!!!

And those eyes!!!.....I melts into those eyes...

I is THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I thinks I is in loveimuss....

I 'as spokens...

The Beeatch!!!

Tabatha (Tab-Tabs) is otherwise known as 'The Beeatch'.....purely because she is indeed a 'Beeatch'.

She is also gorgeous and is clearly a 'MAJOR' Centurioness....NOBODY messes with Tabatha (Tab-Tabs)...Not even The Two Legs...

You mess with Tabatha (Tab-Tabs) and you WILL lose the sight in one eye or get deep gouges on your body.....and that's if you're lucky....

The Little Two Legs is terrified of Tabatha (Tab-Tabs)

The Man Two Legs loves her and cuddles her and calls her Tab-Tabs.

He is nuts.

She is nuts.

Still......she IS a Centurioness - and the toughest maddest Centurioness ever in The Maximus Spittimus Empire.

Marie, below in the pic, is Tabatha (Tab-Tabs) daughter and she is, in looks, a perfect 'Mini-Me'...except Marie doesn't attempt to disembowel anyone who touches her....

The Man Two Legs loves her and cuddles her....All other Two Legs avoid her...

Me?

I just think....'I'll keep this babe on MY side'

I is wiseimuss.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I 'as spokens...

The Maximus Spittimus Empire

Rightimuss...

After my frightening thingimuss recently I 'as been a bit lax governing my Empire....

Stealthy and my Centurions run away from a dog and the Man Two Legs hits someone for hitting me with his shoeimuss...I hardly felt it...

I 'as been looking under the sink and in dark corners for things to jump out and they hasnt's....

The Two Legs don't know what I am looking for and neither does I.

I is getting back to normalimuss so my world must get back to normalimuss.

My world is THE MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS EMPIRE and I is back to governing it!!!

The Man Two Legs is taking more pics of my Centurions and, of course, me.

Normality is restoredimuss.....at lastimuss...

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) AND I 'AS SPOKENS.

Dogs and cats and dogs and cats

NOW BE QUIET!!!!! THIS IS MY EMPIRE!!!!

Good grief....Lacey the dog, the dog from next door, comes running in through our...er..MY front door and barks and Stealthy and my Centurions run away - except The Bumbles aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny who just sits and hisses at her...er...it...

.....some muslim (what is one of those?) neighbour throws a shoe at me - in front of my Man Two Legs - and says I am the pet of an 'infidel'....what is an infidel???...and my Man Two Legs thumps him and he falls over and the police come and.....well...I is not sure what happens nextimuss...My Man Two Legs shouts at the police and they goes away.

People seems to go away if MY Man Two Legs shout....He shouts loudimuss and won't shut upimuss.

He NEVER shouts at me and mine though....so that is what countsimuss?

I am Maximus Spittimus...but I is subduedimuss....

There are strange things happenings in my neighbourhood and I don't understandimuss....

The Man Two Legs says we are leaving.....he says we are leaving before he 'loses it'.

What is he losing? I is confusedimuss....this is MY placeimuss.

Why are we leaving?

I 'as been here since I was this....

Dennis The Menace

I is AMAZED!!!! I is in AWE!!!!

Dennis the cat has stolens lots of things from washing lines......he has even stolens a doggie chew from the doggie!!!!

Dennis has made the national news in newspapers and television!!!!

Dennis has stolens thongs and towels and t-shirts...

When anything goes missing near Dennis's home the neighbours go to his home to ask if he's stolen it.....

knickers, designer pants, training shoes, gardening gloves....Dennis takes everythingimuss!!!

You can find Dennis on Google and read of his incredible exploits!!!

Dennis A STAR!!!!

Dennis is hereby confered with special dispensation....

Dennis is henceforth THE MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) CENTURION FOR STEALING THINGIMUSSES

DENNIS IS AWESOMEIMUSS!!!!

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokens!!!!

MAXIMUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS THIS....

NOW.....

I AM THIS.....

I AM THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND YOU ARE MY SUBJECTS IN MY EMPIRE.....AND DON'T YOU FORGETIMUSS IT!!!

Kitties Growimuss!!!

Marie is looking so much like her mum Tabatha Tab-Tabs that she is also known as Mini-Me

Purrdy likes to dangle from things...arm chairs, curtains, ceilings...aka Dangle Purrds...

And of courseimuss...I looks over them benevolently as I is their Emporer....

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS