Friday, 15 July 2011

My Centurion Guards

The Stealth Bomber is not known as The Stealth Bomber for nothings....
He catch Mousey and brings it back for me to play with. It is my very own pet mousey!!!
He carries it gently along the top of the fence so I can admire my Chief Centurians grace and loyalty to the Emporer Maximus Spittimus.
Then he puts my new mousey down so I cans play with it....BUT!!! Man Two Legs rescues Mousey and frees it!!!! MY MOUSEY!!!! Brought to his Emporer by Stealthey!!! I chases it around and around before Man Two Legs can catch it so I does have some funnimuss.
Bumble (aka The Bumbles aka Bumbleeny) explains to me that Two Legs have always rescued mouseys and frogses and anything that she used to bring home. They do??? Two Legs is very weirdimuss!!!
My wise and venerable Scampi sets up an observation post to tell me if my mousey comes back to play with me again....although strangely, Scampi seems to think it unlikely. Unlikely? Doesn't my mousey understand how honoured he would be to let The Emporer Maximus Spittimus play with him. I would only nibble his head a little bit!!!
All this cahsing mousey and trying to understand silly Two Legs has made me tiredimuss. I sleeps now.

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS, EMPORER OF YOU ALL AND I HAS SPOKENS.
Meowed on behalf of Maximus Spittimus by at
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8 comments:

  1. Old Kitty15 July 2011 at 05:15

    Hail oh Maximus Spittimus!! Me and Charlie, your most loyal centurions are starting a petiton to bring back the grand tradition of "virgin mousies offerings at the sacrificial altar of the Centre of the Universe"!.

    Take care
    x

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  2. Katnip Lounge15 July 2011 at 11:46

    Taking away your Mousey is so wrong that we cannot even begin to say how wrong it is!
    It's pretty wrong.
    As least you got to chase him a little.
    But it's still wrong.

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  3. Everycat15 July 2011 at 12:18

    We're appalled Maximus. Humans are just made of weird. Why would they want to free mousies? you are all cats being cats, that isn't hard even for humans to understand.

    Gerry & Oliver

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  4. Oskar15 July 2011 at 15:11

    That's just not right. You should be able to play with mousie!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  5. Meowers from Missouri18 July 2011 at 06:52

    restimuss, oh great emperor!! so that you may recoup your strenth an' more easily whop knots on the headimuss of the two-legs when next you sees him. deprive your exaltedness of mousimuss?? we. think. NOT!!!

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  6. Catherine Vibert20 July 2011 at 05:31

    LOL, Scampi??? Puuuurrrrfect name for an orange cat curled in that position. Thank you SO much for getting my day off to a rolling laughter of a start.

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  7. Jans Funny Farm24 July 2011 at 08:49

    Two Legs stole your mousey? Can you have him arrested?

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  8. curator24 July 2011 at 17:41

    Ah, mouseys. So prone to being rescued...so unfair. How dare they not permit such an offering to Maximus!

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