I Is Chewings

 I is chewings somethings. I has no idea what I is chewings but I likes chewings. 

I is chewings something from lady Two Legs car. She had to take it out to fit in all the stuffs little Two Legs is takings to her other house for Uni.

Lady Two Legs took young Two Legs away to her other house. It is rented for Uni they say. What is a Uni? Is it a cat? I hopes it isn't a dog as I loves little Two Legs and I is angry if she is having anything to do with dogs.

I doesn't not like dogs - they has Four Legs like me and is furry like me so is more sensible than Two Legs but they is dumb and makes funny noises.

Blackie watched me chewings but didn't want to chew. Blackie has brighty eyes

The Bumbles turned a blind eye to my chewings......turned a blind eye? I is jokey Maximus now! The Bumbles only has one eye. It was joke. YOU WILL LAUGH AT MY JOKEIMUSSES!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens and jokens too!!!

I is handsomest and cleverist Maximus and I loves you being here with me........I will share a purr x

DJ Is Sniffings

DJ is very oldimuss. He has just gone blindimuss. He is ok. Two Legs say "it must have been a steady process as he seems to have adapted".....I as no idea what that all means but DJ is ok.

I brings him flowers to sniffs as Two Legs says he needs lots of attention - as long as it isn't more than I gets!

DJ walk into flowers on floor as they weren't there when he could see. He sniffings them then he sneezes.

He is 20 years old is DJ. That is not old that is older than oldest.

I loves DJ. I be Guide Cat for him so he can go sniffings in garden still.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.

I Is Backimuss!!!

This Is ME. Maximus Spittimus The Great. The ONLY Maximus Spittimus ever. I is Backimuss!!!

Two Legs says he is busymuss but I bit his toes when they dangles out of bedimuss and he relents and lets me posts again!!!

I is big handsomest boy in the whole worlds and everyone know this.

I has had chops says Two Legs. Chops? I has had bacons and steak bits and all sorts that Two Legs has fed me but I has not had chops?

Two Legs says I has had THE chop. The chop? This is the BIG chop? The GOD of chops? I woulds know if I has eaten the God of chops. Two Legs is nuts.

Speakings of nuts....where...?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens...

I Is Gettings Mad!

Two Legs is too busy! Two Legs is too busy!

Too busy???? Too busy for Maximus's postings?????

Two Legs will suffer! I knows how to get his toesies under the quiltimuss!!!!

I will be backimuss soonimuss!!!!

I promises.

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I IS SPEAKINGS AGAIN

The Maximus Monthly Meow : I Is Cheeky

Two Legs say 'Isn't he getting chubby cheeks?'....I is. I is even more magnificent with chubby cheeks.

Two Legs also say 'He is going for the chop soon.'.......What is 'chop'? I as eaten a bit of chop before. It taste good. How is I 'going for the chop'? I don't knowsimuss....

I Is getting too bigs for my blanky but I will always love my blanky and lie on it - even if I hangs over the edge.

Does any one know what Two Legs means by 'going for the chop'? I is confused.

I want to post more often but Lady Two Legs has no idea, Young Two Legs is not here much no more and Man Two Legs keeps whizzing off (as he calls it....whizzing? What is whizzing?) in funny box on wheely things that makes horrible noise and frightens me.

Whatever he does in funny wheely box must be fun though as he always is laughing about other Two Legs he lets in it.

Two Legs can be very weird sometimes.

....What is 'chop'?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I 'as finally spokens again

The Maximus Monthly Meow

Two Legs says he has only time for one post a month on my blog.

This is disgracefulmus.

He has bribed me with special treats so that's alright then.

I will sneak in and do my own posts I thinks.

Right. How do you do this posty thing?

Oh....Maybe laters....I is going back in garden in sun and watching fat pigeon that lives in tree.....

Pigeon is bigger than I was when I was littlemus....

Once I was littlemus.....

Now is bigimus.....

I as always been Maximus......

I Is And Bumble Is

I is wanting to post but Two Legs is very very busy doing what he calls the 'W' word. He tries to say it but it comes out worrrrrrrr.....worrrrrr......worrrrrrrrrrrrr.....work.

I don't think he likes this 'work' thing.

I as best life. I goes where I wants when I wants and I sits on funny machine thingy on the wall to eats.

Then I goes sleeps with Bumble on the bed.

Life is good.

I just wishes Two Legs would let me blog more! I should be more importants than worrrrrrrrr......

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I as spokens.