I IS AND I IS AND THEY ARE...BUT I IS

There is other's....I do know thisimuss...

There is other cats..and...they are not necessarily Centurions.

I accept this...up to a pointimuss.

They may not know I existimuss...yet....

They will though...

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS...THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I EXISTS...THEREFORE THEY EXIST TO SERVE ME....they just don't knows it yet...

 She may love doggy but she doesn't know Maximus yet...she will love Maximus firstimuss!!!

Dumb kitty thinks her mouseimuss is a real mouseimuss...I will tellimuss her!!!

I am speachlessimuss!!!....You can be my Centurion of the boggimuss....as long as Two Legs don't pissimuss...

We will move onto those worthy of Centurion status...as in Gambling cattimus...providing you winimuss...

And smiling gingerimous!!!....He is smiling at me so he is clearly a Centurian in the makingimuss!!!

Ginger mad as hatterimous is immediatel;y made a Centurian as he is clearly mad as a hatterimous and may do something mad as a hatterimous if I don't makes him Centurion......

Now I can only say, as your Emporer, that SHE is a GODDESS...SHE clearly rules Dogdem and I is in lovesimuss....

This is my brideimuss.

I is Maximus Spittimus.....and I as spokens.....

Noushka Nu Nu

We loved Nu Nu. We really really didimuss!!!

Noushka had never been with other cats. The Little Two Legs brought her home so she would have a safe home...a safe place with me and Bumble and Stealthy.

She didn't want a safe home with me and Bumble and Stealthy.

She wanted it all. On her own.

The Two Legs have spent 24 years adopting and caring for cats. Never in 24 years have they failed any cat.

Now they is saddimus. They feel they have failed.

They hasn't.

Nu Nu was Nu Nu.

She had to go.

She made Stealthy's life a misery. Stealthy wasn't adopted by the Two Legs...He chose them.

It was Stealthy or Nu Nu.

He was going to go.....he was going to be chased away.....

It wasn't Nu Nu's fault...it was just Nu Nu....it was the way she was..the way she is....

Nu Nu had to go or Stealthy would have gone.

I couldn't lose my Stealth Bomber.....

Sorry Nu Nu.....

You need a one cat house......and this isn't....

This is the Maximus house.....and now....it still is.....

Bye bye Nu Nu.....you will have your own house now.....

The Two Legs will miss you....

Me n Bumble n Stealthy won't!!!!

Noushka Nu Nu What??????

Nu Nu is....I am led to believe...staying in the realm of Maximus (Wriggly Kitty) Spittimus.

This is coolimuss. This is fineimuss.

Providing she behavesimuss!!!

She won't you know....the Two legs knows it....The Bumbles knows it....I knows it.

Still...if we don't give her a home then who will???

Bumble aka The Bumble is cool with it...she bopped Nu Nu on the head and Nu Nu knew her placeimuss..

The Stealth Bomber touched noses so I thought it was fineimuss...

Then? Since? He runs away from her and she chases him...

Stealthy runs away?????

He really is daft as a brushimuss!!!!

Stealthy?....Sort it out Centurion Stealth Bomber.....

Sort it out!

She is Noushka Nu Nu...the latest Centurioness in The Maximus (Wriggly Kitty) Spittimus Army

I is Maximus (Wriggly Kitty) Spittimus....

...and I has spokens

Noushka The Complete Bitchimuss Catimuss

Man Two Legs likes Noushka...aka...Nu-Nu,which merely confirms that Man Two Legs is insane,

Nu-Nu is not all there....Nu-Nu is twopence short of a shilling...she is a sandwich short of a picnic....

Nu-Nu is just weird!...She follows me abouts like I is a God!!!....er....Nu-Nu is clearly not as daft as she looks...

Noushka aka Nu-Nu spent many days sussing out the cat flap......Yes Nu-Nu...you push it with your headimuss...silly girl...

I is teachings her to use the cat flap....I is slightly worried that if I has to teach Nu-Nu she is clearly as daftinuss as I thinks she is!!!!

I thinks I might get to like Nu-Nu...she is so daftimuss she is like a female version of meimuss!!!

The home of Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus is currently in fluximuss.....

I 'as spokens.

I is Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus....

...and I is THE WORD!

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A Happy Maximus New Year!!!

I as not posted for a bit cause I as been sniffings........

A new cat is here. She is called Noushka. She is not a cat, she is a cow. I as batted her ears. I will not have any pics of Nu-Nu, as the Two Legs call her, until she learns to behave.

Chrissimuss was cool! I got to eat lots of Turkey and sausage meat and ham and pork and anything elses that the Two legs gave me.....except brussel sprouts...they is 'orribleimuss!!!

I got presentimusses!!! I got Catnip mouses and toys to tear to bits!!!! Bumble and Stealth Bomber got presentimusses too cause they are loyal to Maximus...

Nu-Nu got a big cage to live in cause she won't behave...she will learn that this is Maximus land and she must behave!!!!

(Actually Noushka was rescued by daughter Jacqui. She's 18 months old and has had no socialisation with either cats or people - as my scars would show - we are trying to integrate her into our home. If we fail she will be rehomed to a 'one cat' household. I'll let you know how it goes. A gorgeous looking completely neurotic Torty nicknamed 'Psycho Kitty by me)....4D aka Man Two Legs aka Aide de Camp to Maximus Spittimus...

Be quiet Two Legs...this is my blog!!!

I had to sleeps off all the Turkey and sausage meat and ham an pork on my blanky....



The Bumbles let me sleeps with her on her chair again...Nobody but Maximus Spittimus gets to sleeps on The Bumbles chair!!!

 I needed more sleeps with Stealthy too as I had eaten so much Turkey and stuffing and I was stuffings!!!!

I is MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS

.....and I wishes my Centurion kitties and rabbits and doggies a Happy New Year with lots of mouses to chase and lots of trees to climb and lots of nice places to go sniffings....

I HAS SPOKENS!

Wriggleimuss Me!!!

I is now known as Wriggly Kitty.....Maximus Wriggly Kitty Spittimus.

I is prepared to allow this addition to the name of your most magnificent Maximus as I admit I wriggles a lot.

I do not sound like a seagull though! Disgraceimuss!!! Man Two legs says I sound like a seagull from 'Finding Nemo' when I is fed.

I DO NOT say 'Mine! Mine! Mine!'......I says 'Gets off it is The Magnificent Maximus's food!'....if Two Legs think it sounds like 'Mine! Mine!' then he is more idiotimuss than even I thought!

...after eatings I settles down for a snooze with The Bumbles who lets me use her chair cause she loves Maximus!!!!

The Stealth Bomber stretches out in the hallway as he can't fit on Bumble's chair - and Bumble would bop him if he tried!

I AM THE MAGNIFICENT MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUS and I is speakings again.....

...idiotimuss Two Legs....keeping me silentimuss......

Piccimusses Followimuss

Rightimuss!!!

I is back and idiotimuss Two Legs is taking piccimusses of me - and The Bumble and Stealth Bomber.

The next post will be me back to normality......

I as much to say!!!!!