Monday 30 November 2009

My World Is Good....That Is All That Matters



I is good kitty. I is growin' and eatin'

Bumbley is well again so I is boss again.



I is scratching things Two Legs sit in. They clap their paws and say "Don't do that"

I always listen.....not....;-)

Man Two Legs take me in his metal box. I play with funny round thing. We bounce off kerb. It is good fun!!!!



I is Maximus Spittimus.

I has spoken.

Monday 23 November 2009

My Bumble is sicky sicky




I is boss. This is my house. I rule.

Bumbely thinks she rule.

I rule.

Bumbely sicky sicky.

She can rule if it mean no more sicky sicky.

I like Bumble.

You no tell her that.

I am Maximus Spittimus.

I have spoken.

Thursday 19 November 2009

I Am Bestest Cat 'Cause I Not Dumb, Or Wet, Or Fat

This is dumb cat....


This is wet cat....


This is fat cat....


This is what Two Legs says is pussy...which I think means cat?


This is clever sleepy cat. This is me. Lady Two Legs want to sort her paperwork. She sort when I have sleep. Not before.


This is my house. It revolves around me. Two Legs who let me sit in his lap say so.

I am Maximus Spittimus.

I have spoken.

Wednesday 18 November 2009

Cats Before Me??????

I is shocked to the tip of my tail!

There were cats before me?????

The two legs told me as I snuggle on his lap...


Tara was always old. Even when she came here she was old. She was 22 years old when she go to Great Cat. That is not old. That is just silly time....

Princess Puffball was blind and walked into chairs. It's good job she no here. If she walked into me I would not get up. She is big cat!

Tilly was my two legs baby before me he says. He had a baby before me???? She was wicked cat he says. What is wicked? She take no prisoners he says. I not know what he on about.

There were cats before me! I am not believing this!

I am Maximus Spittimus.

I have spoken.

Monday 16 November 2009

I Is The Boss!!!

I is the boss!! This is my home and I run the show!!!!

This is Bumble...she is smaller Two Legs cat. She thinks she is Queen Bee...she is wrong!

This is CJ...short for Cuddles Junior. His dad Cuddles brought him here as Cuddles was sicky sicky. Two Legs help Cuddles for a while but he get too sicky sicky and go to The Great Cat....CJ stay. He is rough tough Tom. He is my friend.

This is DJ which means Duke Junior. He is called after old cat long gone when I get here. He look like old cat except he is alive...;-)

He not bother me. He just look at me like I am alien thing!

This is ME. I am most handsomist and I am running the show.

The world is here cause I am in it. Otherwise what's the point?

I am Maximus Spittimus.

I have spoken.

Monday 9 November 2009

I Not Sicky Sicky

.....but I sleepimuss....

and Two Legs point thing that makes light in my eyes at me and woke me up...



I am Maximus Spittimus.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Friday 6 November 2009

My Blanky

This is me on my blanky.

Two legs put blanky down and I go where blanky goes.

I still sicky sicky. Tongue hurt me. Two legs get two legs called Vet to put big sharpy thing in me.

I bit better now.



Two legs called Vet says I is wild and I is 'carrier' of lots of horrible thingys.

He is dick head.

I is cat. I can't carry. I have paws not hands.....

My two legs says 'Maximus is mine and you will make him stop being sicky sicky'

My two legs bigger than Vet two legs. Vet two legs will obey.

I stop being sicky sicky soon.

My two legs say so.

I am Maximus Spittimus.

I have spoken.

Thursday 5 November 2009

Piccie Pic Pic

Two legs pont thing that makes light at me and says "Damn"

It broke. I is all blurry. A ginger blur that's me.

No pics now. Two Legs says he wants new thing that makes light at me.

Othe Two Legs says she want big white thing that goes around and around with things in - like my blankey.

Piccie Pic Pic first so I be handsome on my blog. So there.

I have spoken.

I am Maximus Spittimus