Saturday 5 March 2016

I Is Still Emporer!!!

If you thinks I as died then you is mistakens. I is alive and wellimus but The Two legs is too lazy to postimuss for me.

Everyone's is alive and wellimuss.

The Stealth Bomber is creaking a bit but he is fine.

Billy No Mates has a terminal heart condition but refuses to lie downimuss.

Marie Bug is Queen bee and nobody messes with her....even me

Purrrdy is purring away all day every day.

So. I would have said all this a year ago if The Two Legs wasn't such a lazy man!!!!

I will scratch him in a very painful place if he carries on like this.

I is yours truly.

The Emporer Maximus Spittimus