Saturday, 5 March 2016

I Is Still Emporer!!!

If you thinks I as died then you is mistakens. I is alive and wellimus but The Two legs is too lazy to postimuss for me.

Everyone's is alive and wellimuss.

The Stealth Bomber is creaking a bit but he is fine.

Billy No Mates has a terminal heart condition but refuses to lie downimuss.

Marie Bug is Queen bee and nobody messes with her....even me

Purrrdy is purring away all day every day.

So. I would have said all this a year ago if The Two Legs wasn't such a lazy man!!!!

I will scratch him in a very painful place if he carries on like this.

I is yours truly.

The Emporer Maximus Spittimus

11 comments:

  1. I am so glad you are still alive.
    Bill No Mates is smart, you lie down, you die .. that works on humans too.
    The two cats here , Merlin and Minnette send regards from the USA.

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  2. Mr. D, it's so good to read something from you. You've warmed the bottom of my cold heart in this moment. Please stay as amazing as ever! :)

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  3. Mr. D, it's so good to read something from you. You've warmed the bottom of my cold heart in this moment. Please stay as amazing as ever! :)

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  4. What a lazy man - I'm surprised you let him get away with it for so long. Welcome back!

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  5. SPEAKING THE TRUTH IN LOVE? BY STEVE FINNELL
    Ephesians 4:15 but speaking the truth in love, we are to grow up in all aspects into Him who is the head, even Christ,(NASB)

    What does speaking the truth in love mean? Does it mean to sugar coat, or water down God's doctrine if it offends others? Does it mean apologizing for speaking the truth if it contrary to certain denominational doctrines? Is it arrogant and hateful to insist that God's doctrine is the only truth and it is only found in the Bible? Is it unloving to point out false doctrine and the men who promote it? Is it a demonstration of the lack of love to quote Scriptures that state an unrepentant sinful lifestyle can keep people from inheriting the kingdom of God? Is teaching God's unpopular doctrine of salvation antithetical to speaking the truth in love?

    John 14:23-24 Jesus answered and said, "If anyone loves Me, he will keep My word; and My Father will love him, and We will come to him and make Our abode with him. 24 He who does not love Me does not keep My words; and the word which you hear is not Mine, but the Father's who sent Me.(NASB)

    Was Jesus being hateful or was He speaking the truth in love?

    John 8:24 'Therefore I said to you that you will die in your sins; for unless you believe that I am He, you will die in your sins.'(NASB)

    Was Jesus being hateful or was He speaking the truth in Love?

    When men say you do not have to believe that Jesus is the Son of God to have your sins forgiven, because there are many ways to heaven, are they speaking the truth in love?

    John 3:5 Jesus answered and said to him, 'Truly , truly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit he cannot enter the kingdom of God.(NASB)

    Was Jesus being hateful when He said you must be born of water to inherit the kingdom of God or was He speaking the truth in love?

    Are men speaking the truth in love when they say men do not have to be baptized in water to enter the kingdom of God?

    Mark 16:15-16...preach the gospel to all creation. 16 He who has believe and been baptized shall be saved, but he who has disbelieved shall be condemned.(NASB)

    Was Jesus being hateful by giving conditions for salvation or was He speaking the truth in love?

    When men say you do not have to believe to be saved, because that is being judgmental, are they speaking the truth in love?

    When men say he who has believed is saved, but he who has not been baptized in water is saved already, are they speaking the truth in love?

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    1. The Emporer Maximus Spittimus has no idea what so ever what you are babbling about.

      Monsieur Dilligaf
      Aid de Camp

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    2. Steve, do me a favor and shut the fuck up, you are a babbling fucking idiot. Thanking you in advance.

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  6. I am so glad you are back Maximus, but I am a little confused about steve comment, but then I am only a little bunny. Give Billy No Mates a big hug from me please.

    Love Bunty



    Love Bunty

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  7. Ave, Imperator! We, your loyal centurions on duty in faraway Missouri, respectfully send greetings and good wishes for the health and well-being of Your Exaltedness, centurion staff, and servants. Sadly, your most loyal Edmund went to the gods last Octobermus, but the rest of our cohort continue to man ... erm ... cat this outpost to the glory of Your Flawless Magnificence and our beloved Empire. May our earnest purrayers to all the gods serve to protect you always!

    With humble regards,

    Centurions Nitro, Igmu, Xing Lu, and DammitJim

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  8. Ave, Imperator! We, your loyal centurions on duty in faraway Missouri, respectfully send greetings and good wishes for the health and well-being of Your Exaltedness, centurion staff, and servants. Sadly, your most loyal Edmund went to the gods last Octobermus, but the rest of our cohort continue to man ... erm ... cat this outpost to the glory of Your Flawless Magnificence and our beloved Empire. May our earnest purrayers to all the gods serve to protect you always!

    With humble regards,

    Centurions Nitro, Igmu, Xing Lu, and DammitJim

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  9. I miss you and your minions, Maximus!

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