Good griefimuss! I gets fed in the morning and then man Two Legs goes out and I don't get feds until the evening! This is ridiculous!
Lady Two Legs is in hospital so he is there all day! She is fine!!! He could come home and feed me! 6 or 7 times would be enough! it isn't an unreasonable request!!
How can a grown cat survive on only two feedings a day???
I know there is biscuits but biscuits aren't what my belly needs!!!
I is being treated with extreme cruelty!!
Call animal welfare nowimuss!!
I is starvings!!!....oh....don't call them yet...he is backimuss.....
shhhh....call thems tomorrow....don't tell hims I said too.....
I is a starvings Emporer Maximus Spittimus and my belly is rumblings!!!