tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53886169766714215352024-03-13T05:02:49.476-07:00I IS MAXIMUS WRIGGLY KITTY SPITTIMUSI AM A CAT. I AM THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE I AM ITS CENTRE.DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.comBlogger165125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-80230277699288717172016-03-05T08:51:00.001-08:002016-03-05T08:51:44.671-08:00I Is Still Emporer!!!If you thinks I as died then you is mistakens. I is alive and wellimus but The Two legs is too lazy to postimuss for me.<br />
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Everyone's is alive and wellimuss.<br />
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The Stealth Bomber is creaking a bit but he is fine.<br />
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Billy No Mates has a terminal heart condition but refuses to lie downimuss.<br />
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Marie Bug is Queen bee and nobody messes with her....even me<br />
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Purrrdy is purring away all day every day.<br />
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So. I would have said all this a year ago if The Two Legs wasn't such a lazy man!!!!<br />
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I will scratch him in a very painful place if he carries on like this.<br />
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I is yours truly.<br />
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The Emporer Maximus SpittimusDILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-59995497993675645642015-05-09T14:26:00.001-07:002015-05-09T14:26:08.620-07:00Feed Me!Good griefimuss! I gets fed in the morning and then man Two Legs goes out and I don't get feds until the evening! This is ridiculous!<br />
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Lady Two Legs is in hospital so he is there all day! She is fine!!! He could come home and feed me! 6 or 7 times would be enough! it isn't an unreasonable request!!<br />
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How can a grown cat survive on only two feedings a day???<br />
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I know there is biscuits but biscuits aren't what my belly needs!!!<br />
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I is being treated with extreme cruelty!!<br />
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Call animal welfare nowimuss!!<br />
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I is starvings!!!....oh....don't call them yet...he is backimuss.....<br />
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shhhh....call thems tomorrow....don't tell hims I said too.....<br />
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I is a starvings <b><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">Emporer Maximus Spittimus</span></b> and my belly is rumblings!!!DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-89202179005882999792015-03-24T16:26:00.000-07:002015-03-24T16:26:28.917-07:00Always There To Remind YouAs it has been a long timeimuss since I was allowed to post - The Man Two Legs will pay all in good time! - I thoughts I should remind you of my loyal Centurions.<br />
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Of course, The Bumbles aka Bumbleeny has long gone to her Centurion paradise but everybody else is still here doing my bidding.....except for Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat.<br />
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Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat went wanderings too far and there was a car going too fastimuss and...well...Fruity didn't come home until Man Two Legs found her under a bush.<br />
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I was so very sadimuss...I still is...<br />
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But! Stealthy The Stealth Bomber is still Head Centurion! He is oldimuss now but he still chases his tale and keeps all other Centurions in order!...well, he does when he isn't chasing his tail anyways...<br />
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Billy No Mates is lining himself up to be Head Centurion one day - if I let him! He is handsome but he keeps going under cars and coming out like a blotchy Dalmation. He is a bit dumb really but I likes him.<br />
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Marie Bug and Purrrdy were bornimuss in my house and they has stayed cause I lets them. I needs a harem doesn't I???<br />
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Marie Bug is called 'Bug' cause she catches flies and eats them - urrrgh! She is crazy!!<br />
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Purrrdy is called Purrrdy cause she purrrrrrrrs really loud. It keeps me awake! But I do like her lotsimuss.<br />
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Then and most importantly there is MEEEEEEE! Your Emporer Maximus Spittimus.<br />
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......bye bye Fruit Bat....I misses you so muchimuss...you has the best place in Centurion paradise.<br />
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DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-77999675223053181662015-03-23T15:37:00.001-07:002015-03-23T15:37:40.306-07:00FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is me. That title thingimuss. I is hissing at Two Legs cause he hasn't let me postimuss for ever!!!!<br />
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He is back on Blogger nowimuss (<a href="http://www.normanrampart.blogspot.com/">www.normanrampart.blogspot.com</a>) so now he thinks 'oh! I'll let Maximus Spittimus blog again!<br />
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I'd scratch his eyes out but then he wouldn't be able to see the cat food and feedimuss me.<br />
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Don't go near his blogimuss!<br />
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Just ignore the selfish gittimuss!!!<br />
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I'll bite his toes when he is alseepimuss.<br />
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I is Maximus Spittimuss and I as finally spokens again!!!!DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-70491812115657396272013-09-04T06:57:00.001-07:002013-09-04T06:57:33.652-07:00Billy No Mates Is My Latest CenturionWe have a new recruit to the Maximus Empire. He is completely white which has resulted in the man Two Legs shouting "Allwight at the back?" every time he walks through the door. Very oddimuss is man Two Legs.<br />
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Billy was given to us by a friend of the Little Two Legs and, as he answered to 'Billy' we kept his nameimuss.<br />
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Nobody liked Billy so the Man Two Legs started calling him 'Billy No Mates'.<br />
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Now we likes him - most of the timeimuss. Especially after he was shot.<br />
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(you can follow 'The Continuing Adventures Of Billy No Mates' at <a href="http://www.madmikesamerica.com/">www.madmikesamerica.com</a> under articles from 'Critter Talk' - the Man Two Legs writes them under the pretend name of Norman Rampart. He writes other stuff too but not as important as the Billy No Mates stuff)</div>
DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-21510294825571671252013-08-24T16:54:00.002-07:002013-08-24T16:54:14.370-07:00The Return Of Me And The Sorrow Of The Two LegsI can only apologiseimuss for not beings here. It was not my faultimuss!!! The Two Legs was busy doing other things and couldn't find the time to help me postimuss - bastard!! (imuss)<br />
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I is backimuss and all is well with the Maximus world exceptimuss....<br />
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Bumble aka The Bumble, aka Bumbleeeny is no more.<br />
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The Bumble has gone to the great Cat Basket in the sky.<br />
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My glorious one eyed Bumble has passed away and I is so saddimus about that. Bumble taught me so much about being a CAT and, even more importantly, being THE cat.<br />
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I is a wee bit lostimuss right now but, out of respect and love for The Bumble I will recover and continue to rule MY universe as it should be.<br />
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Why are all these strange peoples leaving weird comments on my bloggimus??<br />
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You Two Legs are very weird sometimes aren't you?<br />
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I is Maximus Spittimus and I is backimuss.<br />
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So there you go eh? ;-)<br />
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The Emporer Of The Universe has returned so stop leaving silly comments on my bloggimus you morons or I shall unleash the anger of Maximus and, given my claws, you would not enjoy!!DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-65926903764527486682013-03-12T06:01:00.000-07:002013-03-12T06:01:19.288-07:00Only TemporarilyTemporarily, The Maximus blog is taking a break. This is because I am now concentrating on posting for a web magazine called <a href="http://www.madmikesamerica.com/">Mad Mikes America</a>. The format is that of a magazine rather than a blog and I'm enjoying being a part of it.<br />
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Maximus and the gang will turn up there from time to time - indeed my next contribution is entitled 'Maximus Spittimus, Stealth Bomber and the Curious Tale of The Field Mouse'<br />
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I really haven't the time to run a couple of blogs as well as contribute to Mad Mike's so, for a while, you'll have to read MMA to keep tabs on the crew.<br />
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Maximus's own blog will return to normality at some point in the future.<br />
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....oh...by the way, I am contributing to MMA under the alias of Norman Rampart....just so tha knows...<br />
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Aide de Camp<br />
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Disgraceful behaviour!!!!<br />
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All is well in the Maximus Empire....I would show you pics to prove it if The Man Two Legs could spare the timeimuss!!!!!<br />
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Purrrdy's eye is fine by the way.....<br />
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.....I is going back to sleepimuss and I may chose to not wakes until the Man Two Legs gets his arse in gear and does me a decent post!!!!!!<br />
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I is <strong><span style="color: red;">MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS</span></strong> and I is getting the humpimuss!!!!<br />
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DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-66714274759482416952013-01-24T14:39:00.001-08:002013-01-24T14:39:57.701-08:00Purrrrdy<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Purrrdy ran into a branch and it poked her in the eye......the shiny eye is the good eye....she may lose her sight in the other eye...we is medicating it....</div>
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The Man Two Legs says she now has eyes like David Bowie.......Who he?</div>
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I is <strong><span style="color: red;">MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS</span></strong>....<strong><span style="color: red;">THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS</span></strong>....</div>
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DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-46150789122092441512012-12-19T15:14:00.000-08:002012-12-19T17:21:02.377-08:00Jingley Balls<div style="text-align: center;">
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Firstly...a strange green thingimuss with sparkly bits has appeared in my house....I seem to recallimuss the same thing happened last year....I has no idea why....it is a Two Legs thing which only goes to prove Two Legs are very strangeimuss...</div>
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In the meantime, Gracie Mae The Fruit Bat decided to rip a rug to bits - possibly because she has never seen a green sparkley thing in her new home and, being a Fruit Bat, thought ripping up a rug would show her view on the green sparkly thingimuss....</div>
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Marie Bug stole my blankie and copied Purrdy in sleeping through it all...er.....MARIE!!!!....YOU STOLE <strong>MY</strong> BLANKIE???????....Is there no respect left in my world????....<strong>MY</strong> BLANKIE????</div>
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The Stealth Bomber aka Stealthy spent an inordinate amount of time inspecting the rug torn to shreds by Fruit Bat.....I as no idea why but you doesn't ask Stealthy 'why?'....You just accepts Stealthy is Stealthy...at least there wasn't a frog under the rug...for once...;-)</div>
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Gracie Mae aka Fruitbat and Purrdy are 'resting' on the leather swivel chair...they will be sleepings shortly..</div>
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Having survived the 'Night Of Loud Bangs, Whizzes, Fizzes and Crackles I is getting some well earned sleep.</div>
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The Man Two Legs is very busyimuss and hasn't the time to postimuss so he has done this postimuss for moi.</div>
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Marie, below in the pic, is Tabatha (Tab-Tabs) daughter and she is, in looks, a perfect 'Mini-Me'...except Marie doesn't attempt to disembowel anyone who touches her....</div>
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I just think....'I'll keep this babe on <strong>MY</strong> side'</div>
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After my frightening thingimuss recently I 'as been a bit lax governing my Empire....</div>
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DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-7698947731215391852012-09-26T12:36:00.001-07:002012-09-26T12:36:51.587-07:00Dogs and cats and dogs and cats<div style="text-align: center;">
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Good grief....Lacey the dog, the dog from next door, comes running in through our...er..MY front door and barks and Stealthy and my Centurions run away - except The Bumbles aka Bumble aka Bumbleeeny who just sits and hisses at her...er...it...</div>
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.....some muslim (what is one of those?) neighbour throws a shoe at me - in front of my Man Two Legs - and says I am the pet of an 'infidel'....what is an infidel???...and my Man Two Legs thumps him and he falls over and the police come and.....well...I is not sure what happens nextimuss...My Man Two Legs shouts at the police and they goes away.</div>
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I is <strong>AMAZED</strong>!!!! I is in <strong>AWE</strong>!!!!</div>
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Dennis the cat has stolens lots of things from washing lines......he has even stolens a doggie chew from the doggie!!!!</div>
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Dennis has stolens thongs and towels and t-shirts...</div>
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knickers, designer pants, training shoes, gardening gloves....Dennis takes everythingimuss!!!</div>
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You can find <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205461/Real-life-cat-burglar-Family-pet-Denis-Menace-stolen-hundreds-items-neighbours-garden.html?openGraphAuthor=%2Fhome%2Fsearch.html%3Fs%3D%26authornamef%3DEmma%2BClark&videoPlayerURL=http%3A%2F%2Fc.brightcove.com%2Fservices%2Fviewer%2Ffederated_f9%3FisVid%3D1%26isUI%3D1%26publisherID%3D1418450360%26playerID%3D72484359001%26domain%3Dembed%26videoId%3D&hasBCVideo=true&BCVideoID=1848557384001">Dennis on Google</a> and read of his incredible exploits!!!</div>
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Dennis <strong>A STAR</strong>!!!!</div>
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Dennis is henceforth <strong><em><span style="color: red;">THE MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) CENTURION FOR STEALING THINGIMUSSES</span></em></strong></div>
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I AM <strong>THE EMPORER</strong> <strong><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS</span></strong> AND YOU ARE MY SUBJECTS IN MY EMPIRE.....<strong><span style="font-size: large;">AND DON'T YOU FORGETIMUSS IT!!!</span></strong></div>
DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-80007564681889277642012-09-13T06:32:00.002-07:002012-09-13T06:32:18.260-07:00Kitties Growimuss!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Marie is looking so much like her mum Tabatha Tab-Tabs that she is also known as Mini-Me</div>
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DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-55040062530190431882012-09-05T13:41:00.000-07:002012-09-05T13:41:45.835-07:00Legend Of The Fruitbat<div style="text-align: center;">
Where did Gracie Mae come from?....I 'as no idea....she just <strong>IS</strong>....</div>
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The Two Legs are in <a href="http://www.cats.org.uk/">'Cats Protection'</a>...a British national registered charity that looks after cats that nobody wantsimuss....sometimes somebody wants them and they gets their own home. Sometimes nobody wants them so they stays here and becomes <strong><span style="color: red;">MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS CENTURIONS</span></strong>.</div>
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"I'm not going THERE!" said my Lady Two Legs.</div>
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"I'll go!" said my Man Two Legs.....he always seems so wiseimuss doesn't he?....</div>
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I is backimuss ruling my empire looking down on all who serve me....not that I really looks downimuss on you...I just find a higher placeimuss!!<br />
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Nothing excapes the gaze of The Stealth Bomber.....not mousey or froggy or whoever frightened me...he will find them!!!...................<br />
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I is angrymuss now.....NOBODY frightens The Emporer MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS without facing the consequences.....NOBODY!!!!<br />
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<span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS</span></div>
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....AND I IS WRIGGLY KITTY AGAIN....I is not bunny hoppings sideways anymoreimuss....</div>
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DILLIGAFhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16520650650468676361noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5388616976671421535.post-26680031032730084332012-08-28T15:35:00.001-07:002012-08-28T15:35:33.891-07:00Who's The Daddy?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Good evening once again dear readers....It is I...The Stealth Bomber...Senior Centurion and Generalissimo of The MSSP (Maximus Spittimus Secret Police)....I have things to say...well...one thing....</div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;"><strong>WHO IS THE DADDY?</strong></span></div>
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Bumble aka The Bumbles aka Bumbleeeny?...Clearly not...She cannot be THE DADDY....Senior and much respected Centurioness perhaps...but not THE DADDY.....</div>
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Tabatha 'Tab Tabs'?....Clearly not...she is a Centurioness extraordinaire and the mother of many junior Centurions but THE DADDY?</div>
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Gracie Mae 'The Fruit Bat' cannot be THE DADDY as she is Gracie Mae 'The Fruit Bat'...much loved but never THE DADDY....</div>
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Commendable 'attitude' from Marie but Marie is a young Centurioness....never THE DADDY....</div>
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Beautiful little Puurdy is beautiful little Puurdy.....I would die to protect her but obviously not THE DADDY...</div>
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I am <strong>THE STEALTH BOMBER</strong>......THE SENIOR CENTURION IN THE MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS EMPIRE....but....I AM NOT <strong><span style="font-size: large;">THE DADDY</span></strong>.....</div>
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">THIS IS THE DADDY</span><span style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">...MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS</span></strong> <em><span style="color: red;"><strong>(WRIGGLY KITTY</strong></span></em>).....EMPORER OF ALL HE SURVEYS AND ANYTHING HE HASN'T GOTTEN AROUND TO SURVEYING YET.</div>
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AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO TERRIFIED HIM I WILL BRING THEM TO MEET </div>
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THEN THEY WILL DISCOVER THAT NOT ALL DADDY'S ARE LOVING.</div>
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I is Stealth Bomber and I 'as guest spokens.....</div>
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(Maximus Spittimus is himself again....he has stopped bunny hopping...sideways or otherwise....he will be avenged!!!!)</div>
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Good Evening. I am The Stealth Bomber, known to my friends as Stealthy.</div>
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I am The Senior Centurion in The Maximus Spittimus Empire.</div>
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I have to report a worrying development.</div>
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My Emporer returned home from reconnoi....reccono....inspecting his empire the other day and appeared to be...erm.. 'not himself'.</div>
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Eyes wide, pupils dilated, bunny hopping sideways, tongue sticking out further than is normal for my Emporer.</div>
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I considered the possibility that he had discovered a discarded Two Legs LSD tablet and was merely stoned out of his skull, but on closer inspection it became apparent that he was TERRIFIED.</div>
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No cat, dog, fox, grass snake, frog, toad, pigeon, magpie, rat, pond fish, sparrow, fly, wasp, bee, centipede, millepede, ant.....I believe that is the entire list of creatures that occasionally disturb my Emporers psyche....oh yes, snail, slug, spider, mouse...will be safe until I discover which creature left my Emporer bunny hopping....sideways</div>
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Any suggestion that my Emporer is, in reality, a 'wuss' will suffer the gravest consequences. They will be visited in the dead of night by The MSSP.</div>
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You have been warned.</div>
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I will not rest until my Emporer desists from bunny hopping....at least until he stops doing it sideways...</div>
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<strong>ALL ENEMIES OF THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS WILL TREMBLE ON MY COMMAND.</strong></div>
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