Friday 19 October 2012

Marie Marie Oh With Your Eyes So Blue....

...er...oh...erm...yes...that was Blondie's 'Denis'...well never mind...Marie's eyes aren't blue but so whatimuss???

Marie seems to have taken a liking to following me around thereby clearly stating that she is a Kittie of enormously good taste.

I didn't even know she was there....copying my window ledge window ledging...

Then I realised she was thereimuss...

Marie is tailing her way into my Leading Centurionesses....and you has to admit...it is quite a tail!!!!


And those eyes!!!.....I melts into those eyes...

I is THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I thinks I is in loveimuss....

I 'as spokens...

Tuesday 9 October 2012

The Beeatch!!!

Tabatha (Tab-Tabs) is otherwise known as 'The Beeatch'.....purely because she is indeed a 'Beeatch'.

She is also gorgeous and is clearly a 'MAJOR' Centurioness....NOBODY messes with Tabatha (Tab-Tabs)...Not even The Two Legs...


You mess with Tabatha (Tab-Tabs) and you WILL lose the sight in one eye or get deep gouges on your body.....and that's if you're lucky....

The Little Two Legs is terrified of Tabatha (Tab-Tabs)

The Man Two Legs loves her and cuddles her and calls her Tab-Tabs.

He is nuts.

She is nuts.

Still......she IS a Centurioness - and the toughest maddest Centurioness ever in The Maximus Spittimus Empire.


Marie, below in the pic, is Tabatha (Tab-Tabs) daughter and she is, in looks, a perfect 'Mini-Me'...except Marie doesn't attempt to disembowel anyone who touches her....

The Man Two Legs loves her and cuddles her....All other Two Legs avoid her...

Me?

I just think....'I'll keep this babe on MY side'

I is wiseimuss.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS (WRIGGLY KITTY) and I 'as spokens...