Saturday 18 February 2012

I IS AND I IS AND THEY ARE...BUT I IS

There is other's....I do know thisimuss...

There is other cats..and...they are not necessarily Centurions.

I accept this...up to a pointimuss.

They may not know I existimuss...yet....

They will though...

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS...THE EMPORER MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I EXISTS...THEREFORE THEY EXIST TO SERVE ME....they just don't knows it yet...

 She may love doggy but she doesn't know Maximus yet...she will love Maximus firstimuss!!!
Dumb kitty thinks her mouseimuss is a real mouseimuss...I will tellimuss her!!!
I am speachlessimuss!!!....You can be my Centurion of the boggimuss....as long as Two Legs don't pissimuss...

We will move onto those worthy of Centurion status...as in Gambling cattimus...providing you winimuss...

And smiling gingerimous!!!....He is smiling at me so he is clearly a Centurian in the makingimuss!!!

Ginger mad as hatterimous is immediatel;y made a Centurian as he is clearly mad as a hatterimous and may do something mad as a hatterimous if I don't makes him Centurion......

Now I can only say, as your Emporer, that SHE is a GODDESS...SHE clearly rules Dogdem and I is in lovesimuss....

This is my brideimuss.

I is Maximus Spittimus.....and I as spokens.....

Friday 3 February 2012

Noushka Nu Nu

We loved Nu Nu. We really really didimuss!!!

Noushka had never been with other cats. The Little Two Legs brought her home so she would have a safe home...a safe place with me and Bumble and Stealthy.

She didn't want a safe home with me and Bumble and Stealthy.

She wanted it all. On her own.

The Two Legs have spent 24 years adopting and caring for cats. Never in 24 years have they failed any cat.

Now they is saddimus. They feel they have failed.

They hasn't.

Nu Nu was Nu Nu.

She had to go.

She made Stealthy's life a misery. Stealthy wasn't adopted by the Two Legs...He chose them.

It was Stealthy or Nu Nu.

He was going to go.....he was going to be chased away.....

It wasn't Nu Nu's fault...it was just Nu Nu....it was the way she was..the way she is....

Nu Nu had to go or Stealthy would have gone.

I couldn't lose my Stealth Bomber.....

Sorry Nu Nu.....

You need a one cat house......and this isn't....

This is the Maximus house.....and now....it still is.....

Bye bye Nu Nu.....you will have your own house now.....

The Two Legs will miss you....

Me n Bumble n Stealthy won't!!!!