Thursday, 19 November 2009

I Am Bestest Cat 'Cause I Not Dumb, Or Wet, Or Fat

This is dumb cat....

This is wet cat....

This is fat cat....

This is what Two Legs says is pussy...which I think means cat?

This is clever sleepy cat. This is me. Lady Two Legs want to sort her paperwork. She sort when I have sleep. Not before.

This is my house. It revolves around me. Two Legs who let me sit in his lap say so.

I am Maximus Spittimus.

I have spoken.


  1. you are a perfect cat Maximus!!

  2. Damn cats -- damn dogs -- damn kids!

    When do us grown up two legs who pay for the house get to rule the house?!?

  3. He is adorable. WTF is wrong with that toilet cat? That's just wrong. Cats should not drink from the loo. Seriously. Knew a lady who thought it was cute that her cat liked toilet water. Until the heavy wooden toilet seat flapped down on him one day and she found herself catless. Close the lid when you've got cats.

  4. I have a fat cat too. She is totally obssessed. She says she is not fat, just big boned. MMMhhhhmm. Only toilet cats when someone forgets to give them their 9.5 alkaline waters. They says the poopn water is close to alkaline. You got a cat orphanage and rehab center a/k/a group home there? Where the no hair two legs with red pieces fit in? Huh? Fat Cat wants to know.

  5. shall I let my 4 cats take control of my blog?

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