Two Legs say 'Isn't he getting chubby cheeks?'....I is. I is even more magnificent with chubby cheeks.
Does any one know what Two Legs means by 'going for the chop'? I is confused.
I want to post more often but Lady Two Legs has no idea, Young Two Legs is not here much no more and Man Two Legs keeps whizzing off (as he calls it....whizzing? What is whizzing?) in funny box on wheely things that makes horrible noise and frightens me.
Whatever he does in funny wheely box must be fun though as he always is laughing about other Two Legs he lets in it.
Two Legs can be very weird sometimes.
....What is 'chop'?
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I 'as finally spokens again