Thursday, 12 August 2010

I Is Backimuss!!!

This Is ME. Maximus Spittimus The Great. The ONLY Maximus Spittimus ever. I is Backimuss!!!

Two Legs says he is busymuss but I bit his toes when they dangles out of bedimuss and he relents and lets me posts again!!!

I is big handsomest boy in the whole worlds and everyone know this.

I has had chops says Two Legs. Chops? I has had bacons and steak bits and all sorts that Two Legs has fed me but I has not had chops?

Two Legs says I has had THE chop. The chop? This is the BIG chop? The GOD of chops? I woulds know if I has eaten the God of chops. Two Legs is nuts.

Speakings of nuts....where...?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens...


  1. Hi Maximus! We are glad you are really back! And you are the only Maximus Spittimus we have ever met so we have to assume that you are the only one ever!

    It is good that you convinced Two Legs to let you post again. And we think Chops is probably a good thing - like pork chops are a good (and tasty) thing, so it has to mean something good!

    And wow, we realized yesterday when you posted that it had been so long since you were around that our new brother and sister hadn't even met you - so we are glad that this post has a handsome picture of you! Gus especially thinks you are cool because you are orange and he is part orange - he knows you must be super smart to be so orange!! So Gus and Stella are very happy to meet you (and the rest of us are glad you are back!!)

  2. Oh Hail Glorious Maximus Spittimus!!! We, who are not worthy, salute you!!

    We are so glad you are BACK-imus!! Yay!!

    We are equally glad you do not remember The Chop. It is a wicked but necessary Chop. It is a Chop of nightmares. But it is a Good Chop. A Chop that happens Once and no more.

    We hope you were fed prime cuts of bacon and fried chicken after The Chop. :-)

    Take care

  3. Oh Maximus...the dreaded "Chop". Forever sentenced to that empty feeling...well it's better than paying kitten support the rest of your life!

  4. So great to see you, Maximus, we have really missed that handsome face and your fun posts!!...Glad The Chop is over, sweetie!!...Happy weekend, gorgeous friend, sending you lots and lots of kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

  5. Hooray, you're back! We, your mostimus humblemus servants, bow down before you.

    9 and Chani

  6. We are happimus that you are backimus, Maximus!

  7. I think he meant to say you have the clap

  8. You have sure grown up since your next to last post. Glad to see you back.

  9. It is such a treat to see you reign supreme again Maximus. LOve from Spider, Smudge and Kas.

  10. Oh the chop. Well think not too much upon it - you will have a long healthy life. Oh it is so good to see you again MaximusS!

  11. Hi Maximus.. I missed my little ginger friend. Love that picture of you.. Glad you are back.. Hugs GJ x

  12. Oh Maximus, we missimussed you! You look pretty sassy apres chop.

  13. It's nice to see you back, you have grown

  14. Welcome backimus!
    You are so handsomemus..

  15. You got big while you were gone!