I Is In The Gang!

The Bumbles has been teachings me things. The Scampi and The DJ just looked at me as if I is an alien.

Now they is letting me in their gang. I can symmetrically sleeps with them and they don't minds.

This is The Scampi and The DJ's letting me sleeps on the Two Legs bed with them.

I is so pleased The Scampi and The DJ likes me now. They os old and tough Tom Cats and I thoughts they would never likes me.

I is Maximus Spittimus.

I 'as spokens.

I Is Lappy Kitty

I sits on Lady Two Legs lappy

She says "Maximus I need to pee"

She no pee until she tickles my chin

For a long times!!!

I is Maximus Spittimus

I 'as spokens.

My Favourite Thing

I 'as favourite thing.

Two Legs no understand.

They gets me lots of toys and squeaky things but I 'as favourite thing.

I carries it and I hides it and I plays with it.

I no need squeaky things.

 

I 'as favourite thing

I is Maximus Spittimus

I 'as spokens

DJ Sez....

DJ sez "You stay in sinks Maximus and chase water. Outsides is dangerous and you are not ready for dangerous yet"

He stands in front of cat hole to stops me.

DJ is big tough Tom.

I think I listens to DJ...

...and chase waters insteads....

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokens

I Guardimuss (with The Bumbles)

I is not in cat house for breakings vase anymores. Man Two Legs hugs me and carry's me into Lady Two Legs and she says "Awws" and cuddles me - which is the least I deserves....

I then help The Bumble to guard the Church money that Lady Two Legs sorts out.

We is only pretendings to be asleep.

We is really alert.

er...What is a lert?

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spoken

This happened. It wasn't me fault. All I was doings was sniffings it. It fell. I fell. I was wets.

Lady Two Legs shouted at me. Shouted at me? I runs.

Man Two legs hugs me and says "What you done now Maximus?"

I done nothings. Funny thing with flowers done it. I was just sniffings.

Man Two Legs makes food for little Two Legs who comes homes. I wants some. It is fishy thing and pasta.

I not know pasta but I know fishy thing.

Man Two Legs give me fishy thing - ohhhhhh!!! that is my tongue on my noses!!!!

Lady Two Legs angry.

She cuddles me laters.

I is Maximus Spittimus.

I 'as spoken.

Great Outdoors

Two Legs wakes me ups.

"You can go outside now" he says.

Two legs is nuts.

Outside is colds and dangerous inside is warms and safe.

Two Legs is very nuts.

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spokenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz