Me And My Gangimuss

The Bumble is sleepings on the micro wave. I hopes she doesn't sleeps in the micro wave. She be very hot Bumbles then!

The Blackie goes sleeps on my blanky! MY BLANKY!!!!!! Good jobs he is my friend or I hiss and spittimus!!

As my blankimuss is not available (Disgraceful behaviour!!!) I go sleeps on little Two Legs bedimuss. The Bumble joins me - obviously reading my minds about sleepings in micro wave...it's safer here Bumbles!!!

Meanwhiles the old boys stand guardimuss....

DJ The Blindimuss is nearly 21 years old. That is as old as little Two Legs!!!! He is ancients!!!! I giudes him around the house. If I don't he bumps into things....

Scampi is nearly 19 years old. 'A mere strippling compared to DJ' says man Two Legs. A what? Man Two Legs talks weird. He daft as a brush (as he says)....;-)

I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS AND I HAS SPOKENS

I Guardimuss (with The Bumbles)

I is not in cat house for breakings vase anymores. Man Two Legs hugs me and carry's me into Lady Two Legs and she says "Awws" and cuddles me - which is the least I deserves....

I then help The Bumble to guard the Church money that Lady Two Legs sorts out.

We is only pretendings to be asleep.

We is really alert.

er...What is a lert?

I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spoken