This happened. It wasn't me fault. All I was doings was sniffings it. It fell. I fell. I was wets.
Lady Two Legs shouted at me. Shouted at me? I runs.
Man Two legs hugs me and says "What you done now Maximus?"
I done nothings. Funny thing with flowers done it. I was just sniffings.
Man Two Legs makes food for little Two Legs who comes homes. I wants some. It is fishy thing and pasta.
I not know pasta but I know fishy thing.
Man Two Legs give me fishy thing - ohhhhhh!!! that is my tongue on my noses!!!!
Lady Two Legs angry.
She cuddles me laters.
I is Maximus Spittimus.
I 'as spoken.