Two Legs show me what he calls 'great outdoors'. Two Legs say "Go on then"
I thinks "Go on then" means I go into great outdoors.
I has been there and I is not sure I likes.
I chased Blacky - a new stray that Two Legs is feeding - and he vanishes over big woody thing. I can't follow. I is alone and frightened.
I followed The Bumbles out of hole in door but she vanishes over big woody thing and I is alone.
I no likes alone.
I sits and looks.
Two Legs tell other Two Legs I sits and looks for ages.
Then a big flappy thing swoops out of sky.
Two Legs say it is Pigeon.
What is Pigeon?
It makes whooshy noise and I is frightened.
I run back into Two Legs house.
I is safe there and I can do what I want.
Great outdoors is very very big!!!
I is Maximus Spittimus and I 'as spoken