Two Legs say I is banned from posting 'cause I goes out of cat flap.
No I doesn't....er....possiblies...
I is on my blanky with my favourite thing.
Two Legs is daftimuss.
I is sitting in sink not runnings about outsides. This is proofimuss!!!
Two Legs did look sillymuss in his underwear chasing down the garden after me though...er
...even if I wasn't there....
I was chasing wet stuff!!!!
Maximus Spittimus IS innocent!!!
I 'as spoken.....