I is guarding baggies. In baggies is Two Legs money from thing called churchimuss.
I guards. You no touch churchimuss moneymuss or I hisses.
I has no idea what I is guardimuss. It is plastic thing that Two Legs use for wetty plates and wetty bowls that has my food in. I guard cause I do.
I is Maximus Spittimus
...and I 'as spoken