Thursday, 7 January 2010

Maximus Guardimuss

I is guarding baggies. In baggies is Two Legs money from thing called churchimuss.

I guards. You no touch churchimuss moneymuss or I hisses.

I has no idea what I is guardimuss. It is plastic thing that Two Legs use for wetty plates and wetty bowls that has my food in. I guard cause I do.

I is Maximus Spittimus

...and I 'as spoken


  1. Oh Maximus what a cutie you are - and you are so good at guarding. But I think you are a little naughty sitting in that dish drainer - may I suggest you join the Naughty Kitty Club for that. We could always use more awesome mancats like you!

  2. You are adorable.. Looks like you are great guard kitty. Keep up the good work.

  3. Maximus! You are one cute pussy.
    I have a cute pussy too. His name is Mysterio. I'll post some pictures of him soon. :D


  4. Well, I have no idea what churchimuss is. But I know damn good and well that cats don't care about churches and a so called god.

    Except when they get hungry and want god to feed them, then they start looking for me and whining cuz they're out of food.

  5. I have a Missy cat. I call her pussum cat. She's a guard kitteh too. Don't mess with me or she'll attack. Good guard kitteh.

  6. You are a good guard kitty, Maximus.

  7. Some apes might jabber that a guard cat could not be the slightest bit comfy sitting there, but we know differently. Guarding and comfort go paw in paw. A good guard cat like you Max, knows this.

    Whicky Wuudler

  8. Maximus, you has too many things to guard. Get Bumble to help.

  9. better to sit in a drainer than to swim in the toilet,eh Max?

  10. Good to meet yoo Maximus! Yoo is a furry good guard kitty.
    Sanjee and tha resta tha Hotties