Friday, 25 February 2011
I refutes this insult to my magnificent personage!!!!
I is not getting FAT!!!!!!
I is pleasantly rotundimuss!!!!
Damn cheek these Two Legs have!!!!!
My claws await their toes as they is sleepings!!!!
Is just big boned and my fur is big too!!!
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I is insulted!!!!
Saturday, 19 February 2011
Monday, 14 February 2011
I is good....actually...I is greatimuss!!!
Bumble is well again,
Scampi is Scampi
and The Stealth Bomber continues to stealthily bomb any living creature that invades MY garden.
The Maximus Spittimus Universe is good.
The Two Legs universe is a bit chaotic so he can't post a lot for a bittimuss.
Well...that's what he thinks....carefully directed claws in delicate places will ensue and MAXIMUS WILL NOT BE DENIED!
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens to my loyal Centurions (and other lesser creatures)
(If you would honour me by becoming a MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS CENTURION then e-mail your picture and details to email@example.com....but make it quickimuss...AOL are toast in the Maximus household and will shortly be replaced by Orange).
Sunday, 6 February 2011
Without blankimuss Maximus would not be Maximus. It is mine...mine...mine...and nobody can lay on blankimuss but me.
I is sniffings it every night to make sure nobody else has been near it.
My blankimuss is my favourite thing.
As long as there is blankimuss there is Maximus Spittimus and as long as there is Maximus Spittimus there is blankimuss.
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens.