I is good....actually...I is greatimuss!!!
Bumble is well again,
Scampi is Scampi
and The Stealth Bomber continues to stealthily bomb any living creature that invades MY garden.
The Maximus Spittimus Universe is good.
The Two Legs universe is a bit chaotic so he can't post a lot for a bittimuss.
Well...that's what he thinks....carefully directed claws in delicate places will ensue and MAXIMUS WILL NOT BE DENIED!
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has spokens to my loyal Centurions (and other lesser creatures)
(If you would honour me by becoming a MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS CENTURION then e-mail your picture and details to email@example.com....but make it quickimuss...AOL are toast in the Maximus household and will shortly be replaced by Orange).