I AM A CAT. I AM THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE I AM ITS CENTRE.
Oh Maximus, your Two-Legs need to be taught a lesson. That is just too rude!Nubbin wiggles,Oskar
Just more cat to love...
You are just a big handsome mancat and there is more of you to love!!
You are a handsome ginger boy. Bigger is better, right???
I personally think that the more ginger cat to go round the better the world is!
Your stuttering too
All Hail Maximus Spittimus!! Me and Charlie, your most loyal centurions, are outraged!!! We will gather all the other centurions and wage war with your two legs and bite his toesimusses until he retracts such a heinous accusation!! We have claws to the ready. :-)Take carex
iz wintnermus an everybody noes that hair gets fat in the wintermus!
you, oh, august one, is magnifimus in yer amplitude! we centurions will stealimus as one into two-legs' sleepin' place an' remindimus his toezes that it is ignoble to be attached to a liar, an' we can restore their nobilimus by de-taching them from him - OR - they can convincimus him to mend his ways!
Hi Maximus! We are sorry we have been so bad about visiting and are so late! We think you look perfectly fine - and very handsome. WE don't think you look fat at all! WE think you are perfect!
Off with their toes!! Insults such as those can not be tolerated!