I AM A CAT. I AM THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE I AM ITS CENTRE.
Saturday, 5 March 2011
The Maximus Sleepy Place
I is sleepings. I is not always sleeping on my blankie. Sometimes I is sleeping on what Two Legs calls a Piano Stool.
I as no idea what a piano or a piano stool is but I sleeps on it...the piano stool that is....Two Legs says piano goes 'plunk plink plunketty plunk'
My stool doesn't go 'plunk plink plunketty plunk' so I knows it is a piano stool and not a piano.
My piano stool is near somethings called a radiator...it is warmimuss so I likes it. The Two Legs put clothes around my piano stool so I knows it is warmimuss and I is sleepings there when I don't want my blankimuss.
There is window near my piano stool so I can see birdies and things when I looks out if I decide to stop sleepings.
My blankimuss is THE MAXIMUS BLANKIMUS....My piano stool is THE MAXIMUS PIANO STOOL.