Thursday, 24 March 2011

All By Myself!!!

Well...I will not be entirely by my selfimuss....Stealthy, Bumble and old Scampi will be here - as will the Little Two Legs for three of the five days so I will be fed and watered I suppose...

The Two Legs are going away!!! They are leaving me!!!! For 5 whole days!!!!

"We are going to The New Forest for our 25th wedding anniversary...back to our honeymoon hotel" they says.

New Forest?...How can a forest be newimuss??? Even I knows it takes years for trees to grow!!! Forests can't be new!!!

25th what???....What is wedding anniversary???....What is wedding????...they are mad I tell you!!! Mad!!!

Honeymoon????...The moon isn't honey!!! Honey is for Beesimusses!!!! The moon is up in the sky!!! My Two Legs are going up in the sky????

I is alarmed. I is even alarmedimuss!!!!

I has learned to work the computey myselfimuss so I can use hoping The Two Legs do it...they'll be up in the sky with Bees and honey and the moonimuss!!!

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS  and I has two very crazy Two Legs to get back into line!!!!

The moon indeed!!!...Mad as hatters both of them!!!


  1. Ahh you will be fine with the little two legs and think of the house trashing party to be had.I hope the two legs have a fabulous time and the New Forest is a beautiful place to be. happy Aniversary to them.. Hugs GJ x

  2. All Hail Maximus Spittimus, Centre of the Universe!!! Me and Charlie, your most loyal centurions, are so sad that you are all alone-nimuss!!! But nevermind!! These Two Legs are in need of going to this forest to have honey and to howl at the moon!

    We are glad that little two legs will be there to worship at your feet and look after your every need!!! It is as it should be!! Yay!!

    Take care

  3. Maximus, the two leggers never learn. They is slowimuss!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  4. It is time, Sire, may I humbly suggest, to be Maximus the Magnanimous. It is clear that, after 25 years and some little two legs, the Two Legs must once again go to the forest to reacquaint themselves with the birds and bees.

    Mad as it may seem, I suspect they will return, in blissiumus, and be more malleable to your will than ever!

  5. Oh, yes, Maximus, they are mad going off and leaving you. But as long as they're going to go, we hope they have a happy 25th anniversary trip.

  6. Maximus you will be fine! and i hope you're two legs have much fun in the "new" forest!

  7. O Maximus - I do believe that your subject @HubbleSpacePaws is correct.

  8. ave, maximus!! you prolly ought to let the elder two-leggses go off on their own for a while--do you really want sulky servants? for such they will be, if they don't go.

    our mum sez they will haff a very nice time there, an' perhaps bring you back a pony! an' besides, little two-legs will dote on you just as well as they do, you know;-)

    vale, imperator!

  9. Congratulations to your Two-Legs for 25 years of wedded bliss. However, we do believe that they were the happiest when you came to them. Before that, they had no Centre of the Universe, right?

    Purrs and ave,
    9 and Chani