The Two Legs are going away!!! They are leaving me!!!! For 5 whole days!!!!
"We are going to The New Forest for our 25th wedding anniversary...back to our honeymoon hotel" they says.
New Forest?...How can a forest be newimuss??? Even I knows it takes years for trees to grow!!! Forests can't be new!!!
25th what???....What is wedding anniversary???....What is wedding????...they are mad I tell you!!! Mad!!!
Honeymoon????...The moon isn't honey!!! Honey is for Beesimusses!!!! The moon is up in the sky!!! My Two Legs are going up in the sky????
I is alarmed. I is even alarmedimuss!!!!
I has learned to work the computey myselfimuss so I can postimuss....no use hoping The Two Legs do it...they'll be up in the sky with Bees and honey and the moonimuss!!!
I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I has two very crazy Two Legs to get back into line!!!!
The moon indeed!!!...Mad as hatters both of them!!!