Wednesday 13 July 2011

They Is Back

Now I knows I hads Scampi (The Venerable and Wise), Bumble (aka The Bumbles aka Bumbleeny) and, of course, Stealthy (aka The Stealth Bomber) for company but.....

BUT

Otherwise I was aloneimuss!!!!

I was left aloneimuss!!!!!

They shall pay the price.

I shall bite toes and scratch delicate bits when they is asleepimuss.

The wrath of Maximus Spittimus will know no bounds.

Well.....

...I will waitimuss until the Little Two Legs is back from Madagascarimuss.

Then they will not expect it.

I is going to have fun.

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and I is waiting...I is biding my timeimuss.

I will be UNLEASHED!!!!!

I IS WILDIMUSS!!!! 

I WILL NEVER BE LEFT ALONEIMUSS AGAIN!!!!

er.....can I have some foodimuss?....

2 comments:

  1. Hail oh Maximum Spittimus!!! Me and Charlie your most loyal centurions are ready to prod more two legs' backsides with our broad swords and spears!!! We are shocked that you were left alone-nimuss!!! Shocked and outraged!!!

    We hope you got extra treatimusses!! Yay! take care
    x

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  2. ave, imperator! we rejoices (humbly, as befits us servants) in the return of two-legsses. we trusts (humbly, also) that you will receive barge-loads of "we're-so-sorry" treats before you wreak yer vengeance on them;-)

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