Monday, 4 July 2011


Every time I comes into the house I is grabbed!!!!!

"He is full of seeds!" says Two Legs.

'Seeds' is, as far I understandimuss, little round sticky things in my furrimuss.

I is caught and held and Two Legs picks at me.

They really has no ideaimuss has they?

I is MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS  and I is their...and everyone's Emporer!!!!

You do not picks up MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS and removes seeds from HIS coat unless HE wants seeds removed from HIS coat!!!!!!

er...what are seedimusses?


  1. Better let them pick those seed thingys off you...Cod only know what would happen if you ATE one. Perhaps sprout and grow out your EARS!

  2. Right on, Max!

    Seedy is the way to be!

  3. Oh hail Maximus Spittimus!! Me and Charlie - your most loyal centurions - are outraged by the cheek of Two Legs!!! How dare Two Legs touch the sacred furrs of The Centre of the Universe?!?! Bad Two Legs! :-)

    Take care

  4. We understand your plight, oh great Maximus. Our Two Legs constantly picks us up and squishes us for no better reason than she wants to hug and kiss us! So very wrongimus!!!

  5. ave, imperator! we humbly finks (even though you doesn't pay us to do so, an' we promises to stoppimus if you so order) that perhaps the seedimusses might prick your tender an' oh-so-majestic hide, an' be furry uncomfortablus to lay on. so perhaps the two-legs does you a service, though in a furry rudimuss way?

  6. It is true that seedimusses have great fiber should you eat them...but you don't wanna eat those.