I AM A CAT. I AM THE CENTRE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE UNIVERSE ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE I AM ITS CENTRE.
Friday, 15 July 2011
My Centurion Guards
The Stealth Bomber is not known as The Stealth Bomber for nothings....
He catch Mousey and brings it back for me to play with. It is my very own pet mousey!!!
He carries it gently along the top of the fence so I can admire my Chief Centurians grace and loyalty to the Emporer Maximus Spittimus.
Then he puts my new mousey down so I cans play with it....BUT!!! Man Two Legs rescues Mousey and frees it!!!! MY MOUSEY!!!! Brought to his Emporer by Stealthey!!! I chases it around and around before Man Two Legs can catch it so I does have some funnimuss.
Bumble (aka The Bumbles aka Bumbleeny) explains to me that Two Legs have always rescued mouseys and frogses and anything that she used to bring home. They do??? Two Legs is very weirdimuss!!!
My wise and venerable Scampi sets up an observation post to tell me if my mousey comes back to play with me again....although strangely, Scampi seems to think it unlikely. Unlikely? Doesn't my mousey understand how honoured he would be to let The Emporer Maximus Spittimus play with him. I would only nibble his head a little bit!!!
All this cahsing mousey and trying to understand silly Two Legs has made me tiredimuss. I sleeps now.
I IS MAXIMUS SPITTIMUS, EMPORER OF YOU ALL AND I HAS SPOKENS.